The FUNNY: Hmm, this is tough, so let me jot down a few notes
first...let's see, I am fat, bald, unemployed and like to sit
around in my underwear and watch soap operas...no, that's no
good...what about...I am buff with very large muscles, I drive a
Mustang and am pretty much a sex machine...Hmm, not quite
right...ok...what about this...I am a true genius, with a very high
IQ! I invented gravity, the theory of relativity and silly putty...
hehe...hmm, that still just doesn't sound quite right...
The SERIOUS: Maybe I should just put it simply...I'm a bright and
confident guy with a sense of humor and a very happy outlook on
life. I'm hoping to meet a girl that I can make smile.
I love to meet new people and I get along with just about anyone. I
like films, art, theater, museums, and all sorts of music...indie,
classical, jazz, hiphop. I'm always looking to explore new places
for food, crafty cocktails, or just hanging out.