I loath talking about myself, but it has to be done right?

I'm not perfect, but I'm worth the trouble. A firm believer that courtesy costs us nothing yet gives us everything. I'm a wild soul, with my own demons, a good guy just a little rough around the edges. I've been described as tough on the outside & a teddy bear on the inside, but I don't know. I'm just me, looking for some balance & for my place in this world. Searching for my match, that girl who can inspire those rare moments of clarity...flashes when the universe seems to make sense while the vastness of it all, the incomprehensible nature of life is completely illusive.

Monday-Friday I'm working, weekends usually find me putting down miles on my motorbike while thinking about the cosmos, working on my 62 Chevy pickup or in the garage tinkering with one project or another. I'd be nice if you had your own life & interests as well.

Being awesome, kicking your ass in Mariokart & looking good doing it!

So many to choose from...my devilish good looks, charming smile, captivating beard, magnetic personality, amazing hair, perfect posture....the list goes on.

Books - The Picture of Dorian Gray, Riding on the Edge, The Art of Racing in the Rain, Everybody Poops, Encyclopedia of Guitars, The Legend of the Outlaw...

Movies - Fight Club, Sid &Nancy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the Doors, Anchorman, Eurotrip, Ray, The NeverEnding Story 1&2, Knocked Up, Training Day, Eagle Eye, Gremlins, Ghostbuster 1&2, Walk Hard, the Goonies, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Devil, Fragle Rock, the Amityville Horror, the Corpse Bride, Boiler Room, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Old School, Stepbrothers, Borat, Wedding Crashers, the Hangover, the Salt Ghost...

Music - I sold my soul to rock n roll

Motorcycles, Chuck Norris facts, Dr Pepper, phone, wallet, beer

This overwhelming urge to embrace randomness.

Awesome!

You think you're as awesome as I am, you laughed while reading my profile, you have your shit together, you're of legal drinking age, you like motorcycles, loud music & guns, you consider yourself low maintenance.

Bonus points if you're petite, tattooed, pierced, red head...and a bunch of other cool shit that escapes me right now. Think outside the box, vanilla is boring.

If you don't get that there's a lot of funny shit in this profile you should not bother contacting me. I'm sorry to break this to you but, by definition, you are not awesome.