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hateUkenny

34 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
On the surface, I kind of hate everyone, but my friends would tell you that I'm actually very kind and loving. I guess I'm a misanthrope with a heart of gold. I have the sense of humor of an 8 year-old boy, and I don't ever plan to completely grow up. I've been called a "music fascist" once or twice. I am also a volunteer member of the Grammar Police. I despise self-summaries because I find them entirely ineffectual. I'm a huge nerd who loves school, and am in serious danger of becoming the perpetual student. Before there was Facebook, I used to waste a great deal of time on this website taking quizzes, and fostered a whole rash of okcupid members (I don't just waste my own time, I drag others into my den of inefficiency). Aaaand now I'm bored with myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my way through grad school. Toiling away in retail. Corralling middle schoolers & trying to convince them that school is fun/not actually a prison.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining myself. Taking care of other people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I just tripped over a chair, then apologized to it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) I tend to prefer non-fiction, but am also trying to work my way through many of the classic novels I missed in high school. I'm reading about 7 books right now. If you care to know what they are, maybe you're my kind of nerd ;)

B) Star Wars. Lots of others, but the short answer is Star Wars.

C) "Music facist" should tell you all you need to know. I'm a founding member of The Current. If you ask nicely, I might tell you my Top 5.

D) I love, love, love to cook (when I have the time). I'm a big fan of Latin and Asian food, and will try just about anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My awesome family & friends, fulfilling work that I love, my dog, NPR/MPR/the Current, coffee, good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
school, the future, travelling overseas, how I can help
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably writing a paper. My professors are big fans of 12:00 p.m. Saturday deadlines.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Star Wars geek, and I also know Captain Kirk's middle name (I know, not that private - you'll have to get to know me for the good stuff.)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're not a bastard who thinks that fat people are second-class citizens. Or if you're fun to talk to. Preferably both. If you've found anything I said here to be moderately amusing, or if you're actually interested in meeting in the daylight/in public (no, I don't want to come to your house at 1 a.m., thanks).

Also, if your dream girl injects Star Wars quotes into daily conversation, here I am.