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  • Ages 36-47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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Since OKC doesn’t allow you to search for dates and say you’re married, I should start off by mentioning that I am. Married that is, for twenty-some odd years (very odd). My wife, however, has boyfriends of her own and a very busy social schedule. This leaves me with a fair amount of free time which lately I’ve just been killing. I’d like to do something better with it. Hence the OKC.

Enough about that, let’s talk about me (just makes me think of L7). When I was in grad school (pure mathematics, sorry I didn’t finish) I’d sit there in a class, looking like the big, rumpled long-haired stoner that I, in fact, was. Then the professor would call on me, I’d answer, and people would turn to look at me as though the performing bear had gotten off its bicycle, taken off the tutu, and begun to speak. I am very good with the pure maths, my favorites are Graph and Knot Theories, and various Discrete subjects.

I’m also a fairly skilled artist, check me out on Deviant Art, I’m joefuckingjudd. In fact, perhaps the best way to understand my mind is to know that Da Vinci was my first hero, it explains a lot about me.

I’m the big burly biker-looking dude who loves math and science and art and history and animals and science fiction and punk rock. In high school I used to move pianos and woodstoves and, hence was strong enough that even the asshole jocks thought twice before fucking with me without sufficient numbers on their side. They wanted me to play football but I wouldn’t, I hate sports. I’d rather read T.S. Eliot and take acid and make out with girls. I haven’t changed much in that regard.

I’ve tended to have fairly solid secondary relationships rather than a series of random hookups and, while I’m not necessarily looking for the former right now, and not averse to the latter under the right circumstances, what I’d really like to do is meet cool people (okay fine, cute girls), go to punk-rock shows and museums, and hang out for hours talking about books and music and quantum physics and Ancient Rome and other random weird shit. If that becomes something more, cool. If not, I’ll have added to my circle of weirdo friends, and that in and of itself is worth an awful lot.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently have two projects. One is getting a dog. I've always been a cat person, but since my number one cat died (he was a very dog-like cat) I've missed that whole-hearted devotion that only an animal can provide. Plus, I've always wanted one.

The other is getting bees. Bees are cool, like fezzes.
I’m really good at
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Making big, scary oil paintings and weird elaborate carved totems. My job, much to my chagrin. Inadvertently scaring off cute girls. Songwriting. Pure mathematics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I resemble a Neanderthal . . . a calm, slightly amused, rather stoic Neanderthal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stephenson, Gaiman, Alastair Reynolds, any myth, folklore, or fairytail, math. And Stephen J. Gould.

Movies: I don't know, what do you want to watch? I watch a lot of dumb movies. The exceptions are Memento, Dark City, Ink, and other fuck-with-your-head fare.

Music: Old school punk rock, Gun Club, Joy Division, Pixies, Nine Pound Hammer, Nine Inch Nails . . . I'm sure you can see a pattern here.

TV: I have a somewhat recent but serious affair with TV, I love the Doctor. I also love Supernatural despite their unwillingness to do any homework on the subject they are portraying (which is weird for me). I love Arrow and wonder if I'm the only one watching it. I'm also quite fond of Once Upon a Time, Grimm, Burn Notice, Psyche, The Mentalist. . .

Food: I'm an omnivore's omnivore. I take after my cat Enormo, who eats EVERYTHING, up to and including styrofoam.
The six things I could never do without
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1. My cats, I have four.
2. Thee Olde Schoole Punk Rock.
3. My books.
4. My bass.
5. Art supplies.
6. Some smart-ass answer that is currently eluding me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolution, the nature of conciousness, history, math
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ordering pizza and combing through netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cried at the end of *Ghost Cat*
You should message me if
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If even your friends think you're weird.
If you like things, by which I mean stuff.
You think I'm cute.