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34 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:03am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Latin
My self-summary
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Howdy. A bit about me: I'm one of those IT guys. I'm also a freelance photographer, specializing in editorial portraiture. I'm an amateur singer-songwriter who's not nearly as whiny-sounding as you might think. My sense of humor could be described as sarcastic and dry, but sometimes it's more humid. I'm not always P.C., and have been known to grind some people's gears occasionally. I am okay with this. I love the act of artistic creation, and I freely admit that I'm attracted to talent. I'm a cross between a world-weary old man, and a child staring up at the sky. In other words, I ain't your average joe.

I do a mean Gilbert Gottfried, a mediocre Woody Allen, and a barely passable Seinfeld. But I probably won't do any impressions the first time I meet you unless you ask. Also, karaoke is a good thing. I do not shy from the spotlight.

If you're into that sort of thing, I'm an INFJ. I've tested that way for over 10 years, so I think it's pretty accurate--at least as far as pop psychology goes. Of course, it's entirely possible that it's bullshit, so there you go.
What I’m doing with my life
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Supporting technology, specifically Apple computers. Having a BFA in Photography that I rarely get to use anymore, with the exception of various iPhone apps. Walking my dog. Making music, taking photos, wreaking havoc (in that order).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing Purple Rain at karaoke bars. Also, I like to think that I'm pretty good at the following: photography, writing, reading, creating variations in the key of C, armchair psychology, and travelling off the beaten path.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hm... the glasses? The ever-changing facial hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TL;DR version:

Desert Island picks:
Music: Bach piano music played by Glenn Gould
Books: A few Kundera and Marquez books
Movie: Amadeus, Casablanca, and The Big Lebowski.
Food: Pad Thai

Aimee Mann, Andrew Bird, Arcade Fire, J.S. Bach, Belle and Sebastian, Beirut, Bon Iver,Broken Social Scene, David Broza, Coldplay, Coltrane, The Cure, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, Nick Drake, Brian Eno, Ella Fitzgerald, David Gray, Iron & Wine, Aimee Mann, Mozart, Michael Penn, Puccini, Radiohead, Damien Rice, Ron Sexsmith, The Shins, Sigur Ros, Sufjan Stevens, Mum, Springsteen, The Tallest Man on Earth,the whole Wainwright family, and my idol, Bob Dylan.


Amadeus, The Thin Red Line, The Big Lebowski, Casablanca, Blade Runner, Children of Men, The Unbearable Lightness of Being


The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Leaves of Grass, Franny and Zooey, The Dispossessed, Invisible Cities. Pretty much anything by Kundera, Marquez, and Salinger.


ST:TNG 4 LIFE. Also, X-files, The Wonder Years, South Park, House, Cosmos, Archer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Malamute, a camera, Radiolab, piano music, tea, and a really nice pillow.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love me some existential angst.
I also love:
geography, astronomy, watches, architecture, poetry, coffeshops, tea, opera, ballet, listening to music on headphones, epicureanism, hedonism, Nietzsche, hating, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It used to be: going out to dinner or drinks with friends. Possibly in the city, possibly around here.
Nowadays, it's making sure my 8 month old dog doesn't rip up the carpet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I look like (insert random Jewish actor here).
You should message me if
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if you can sing and/or play a musical instrument and want to collaborate on some songs.

if you can teach me new things.

if you're not all about that bass.

if you know who Jad Abumrad is.

if you want to unite the proletariat.
if you're not ashamed to be on an online dating site.