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hauswives

24 F Murrieta, CA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:13pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ever since I was a kid, I've been a brooding basket case.

I'm a totally irresponsible half adult / half child. I refuse to make up my mind about most things because life is a big grey area anyway.

Always attempting to dissect privilege & reflect on identity.

P.S. my sexual orientation is much more complicated than "bisexual" but OKC doesn't have any other options. I love all bodies and gender expressions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being the best fucking human being I can be.

Practicing chord switching.

Worshipping Satan.

I work in retail for capitalist pig$ oink oink.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to paint pictures and make crafts.

I'm also pretty good at putting people at ease and being a good friend. I really enjoy talking to new people, and I think I am a pretty alright conversationalist.

Giving tarot readings.

Finding treasures at flea-markets and garage sales.

Being facetious on online dating profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty fucking nice. I can be a bit reserved at first, but that usually goes away pretty quickly once I'm comfortable, then all bets are off and I am one totally amazing babe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: People of Paper by Salvador Plascencia, the Unbearable Lightness of Being, Delta of Venus, Story of the Eye, Under the Roofs of Paris, Henry Miller, The Stranger, The Plague, the Bell Jar, Abarat series by Clive Barker, Hell by Henri Barbecue, Algernon Blackwood

Movies: TROMA!, Let the Right One In, Coraline, the Fifth Element, Heavenly Creatures, The American Astronaut, Stingray Sam, Gummo, KIDS, Teeth, Secretary, Hot Rod, DiG!, Hellraiser, Metropolis

TV: Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Spoiler alert: I'm still only partway through season 5).

Music: Daughters, the Locust, Mika Miko, Lightning Bolt, Liars, High Places, Animal Collective, Panda Bear, Neutral Milk Hotel, Le Shok, The Screamers, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Jordaan Mason & the Horse Museum, No Age, Coachwhips, Red Sparowes, Russian Circles, Orchid!, Math the Band, Vampire Weekend, the Smiths, the Unicorns, Doo-wop. Jay Reatard , Old Haunts, Johnny Hobo & the Freight Trains, Knapsack / Jealous Sound, the Mae Shi, Best Fwends, the Magnetic Fields, the Mountain Goats, Mum, N.W.A., PENS, the Thermals, WAVVES, Black Moth Super Rainbow, The Blood Brothers, the Cool Kids.

Art: Henry Darger, Sally Mann, Marcel Duchamp, Rene Magritte, Man Ray, Aaron Tsuru, Jason Sho Green, Salvador Dali, Frida Kahlo, Pretty Puke, Bernhard Handick, Francesca Woodman, Clovis Trouille

I think the dada movement was pretty cool.

Random shit I like: Sick Animation & PBF Comics, the curvature of the ampersand symbol.

Recently I've been listening to Welcome to Night Vale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Man's existential crises.

A giant asteroid hurtling through space, headed straight for us.

My many, many unpopular opinions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, considering calling someone, but not actually doing it.

Painting or creating. Reading tarot. Being creepy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pretty prolific shit-talker.
You should message me if
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You want to potentially take over the free world, want a new friend, or Satan compels you.