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haute_poquet
23 / F / straight / Seeing someone
San Pedro, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism
- Sign
- Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Clerical / Administrative
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sauerkraut, sauerkraut, and sauerkraut.
My Self-Summary
My most practical aspiration is to one day host a travel show
similar to Bite Me With Dr. Mike. I would travel the world eating
unwashed produce and raw meat, collecting fun stomach parasites
along my journey. Dr. Mike is great and all, but he's a bit of a
nancy boy. I mean, he got all squeamish after one possibly fatal
monkey bite. He was the same way about the leech up his anus.
Pathetic, really. My show would still have all the excitement of
Bite Me, but it would be much sexier. AND I'd have British
celebrity co hosts. You see, I know my show would never make it
without british accents. I get that.
What I’m doing with my life
Other than creating the greatest and best show ever?
I've got nothin'.
I've got nothin'.
I’m really good at
Eating, dancing(crudely), singing(poorly).
Um, eating...
Um, eating...
The first things people usually notice about me
"The Twinkies wrapper between your breasts." -Scott
"Her tape worm. I didn't see it, but I know it's in there... mocking me." -John
"The distinct scent of Cinnabun in the air." -Chris
"Her tape worm. I didn't see it, but I know it's in there... mocking me." -John
"The distinct scent of Cinnabun in the air." -Chris
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music: Bob Dylan, Nervous Cabaret, Bad Brains, Tom Waits, The
Cramps, Talking Heads, Hank Williams, Crass, The Fiery Furnaces,
Nick Cave, Wanda Jackson, The Velvet Underground, Joy Division,
Oscar Brown Jr., Mano Negra, Beirut, Bjork, David Bowie, Johnny
Cash, Huun-Huur-Tu, Leningrad, Gogol Bordello, Stellastarr*, The
Murder City Devils, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, The New Pornographers,
Circus Contraption, Mano Chao, Grizzly Bear
Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, White Noise, Play It As It Lays, Tropic of Cancer, Slaves of New York, 1984, Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, Henry Miller, Warren Ellis
Movies:Everything is Illuminated, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Ichi the Killer, Fight Club, Snatch, Half Nelson, Green Street Hooligans
Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, White Noise, Play It As It Lays, Tropic of Cancer, Slaves of New York, 1984, Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, Henry Miller, Warren Ellis
Movies:Everything is Illuminated, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Ichi the Killer, Fight Club, Snatch, Half Nelson, Green Street Hooligans
The six things I could never do without
Taco Tuesdays, gay men, the gym, curse words, books, music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever I've been reading on sciencedaily,antioxidants, innovative
and exciting ways of calling someone a "butteater".
On a typical Friday night I am
At home watching anime with my pet rats (I am not joking about
this.) or out and about with my butt-eating friends.
You should message me if
if you have creative facial hair.
