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haute_poquet

23 / F / straight / Seeing someone

San Pedro, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
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New friends
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Poorly)

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I am sauerkraut, sauerkraut, and sauerkraut.

My Self-Summary

My most practical aspiration is to one day host a travel show similar to Bite Me With Dr. Mike. I would travel the world eating unwashed produce and raw meat, collecting fun stomach parasites along my journey. Dr. Mike is great and all, but he's a bit of a nancy boy. I mean, he got all squeamish after one possibly fatal monkey bite. He was the same way about the leech up his anus. Pathetic, really. My show would still have all the excitement of Bite Me, but it would be much sexier. AND I'd have British celebrity co hosts. You see, I know my show would never make it without british accents. I get that.

What I’m doing with my life

Other than creating the greatest and best show ever?
I've got nothin'.

I’m really good at

Eating, dancing(crudely), singing(poorly).

Um, eating...

The first things people usually notice about me

"The Twinkies wrapper between your breasts." -Scott

"Her tape worm. I didn't see it, but I know it's in there... mocking me." -John

"The distinct scent of Cinnabun in the air." -Chris

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music: Bob Dylan, Nervous Cabaret, Bad Brains, Tom Waits, The Cramps, Talking Heads, Hank Williams, Crass, The Fiery Furnaces, Nick Cave, Wanda Jackson, The Velvet Underground, Joy Division, Oscar Brown Jr., Mano Negra, Beirut, Bjork, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, Huun-Huur-Tu, Leningrad, Gogol Bordello, Stellastarr*, The Murder City Devils, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, The New Pornographers, Circus Contraption, Mano Chao, Grizzly Bear

Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, White Noise, Play It As It Lays, Tropic of Cancer, Slaves of New York, 1984, Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, Henry Miller, Warren Ellis

Movies:Everything is Illuminated, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, Ichi the Killer, Fight Club, Snatch, Half Nelson, Green Street Hooligans

The six things I could never do without

Taco Tuesdays, gay men, the gym, curse words, books, music

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Whatever I've been reading on sciencedaily,antioxidants, innovative and exciting ways of calling someone a "butteater".

On a typical Friday night I am

At home watching anime with my pet rats (I am not joking about this.) or out and about with my butt-eating friends.

You should message me if

if you have creative facial hair.