There is very little about me that cannot be told best through song
an interpretive dance. However, since that is not possible in this
particular venue I will endeavor to do so with written word.
What I’m doing with my life
There is no love greater in my life than the love of music. I live
for it, I play it, I write it, and without it I would surely be a
far less substantial man. I have procured a career in a far
different field, very successfully at that, but it simply exists to
subsidize my passion, interest and future ambitions.
I’m really good at
Seeking adventure and experience, not drunken nights of blurred
vision and fogged memory. I am here and aware 24/7 to absorb the
sweet nectar that is life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My wondrous blue eyes and my Soul Glo.
The six things I could never do without
1. The laws of physics
2. Freedom. Real or imagined.
3. Impeccably tailored suits
4. Street signs
6. Scott Bakula (a St. louis treasure)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sarcasm... If mine is far too thick for you, I apologize.
Obviously, somewhere in the process, my experiments have gone
terribly wrong and I must go back to test my hypothesis once again.
Always follow the scientific method, always.
1. Ask a question
6. Report your results
If you can appreciate the fact that I have just used the scientific
method in my profile on a dating site you have officially passed
the test. You may continue...
The next phase would involve making contact of some sort, therefore
resulting in stimulating conversation. If it is determined
desirable by both parties, a meeting may occur and hilarity and
adventure will ensue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I put this slightly absurd profile up here because I myself am
slightly absurd. I travel a lot, all over the country and I love
it. I'm constantly looking for new things to do, experiences to
have and adventures to go on. I want to have great stories to tell
when I am an old man, and for myself that means experiencing as
much as possible before I get there.
You should message me if
You managed to make it all the way to here, I congratulate you. Now
you have to message me. I will think it brave of you to do so, as
society has told us it is uncouth for a woman to approach a man. I
dare you to show the world that you hold their expectations in
contempt and will not bow to sexist double standards! I triple dog