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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 24
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is very little about me that cannot be told best through song an interpretive dance. However, since that is not possible in this particular venue I will endeavor to do so with written word.

Continued below...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There is no love greater in my life than the love of music. I live for it, I play it, I write it, and without it I would surely be a far less substantial man. I have procured a career in a far different field, very successfully at that, but it simply exists to subsidize my passion, interest and future ambitions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeking adventure and experience, not drunken nights of blurred vision and fogged memory. I am here and aware 24/7 to absorb the sweet nectar that is life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My wondrous blue eyes and my Soul Glo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The laws of physics
2. Freedom. Real or imagined.
3. Impeccably tailored suits
4. Street signs
5. Netflix
6. Scott Bakula (a St. louis treasure)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sarcasm... If mine is far too thick for you, I apologize. Obviously, somewhere in the process, my experiments have gone terribly wrong and I must go back to test my hypothesis once again. Always follow the scientific method, always.

1. Ask a question
2. Research
3. Hypothesize
4. Experiment
5. Analyze
6. Report your results

If you can appreciate the fact that I have just used the scientific method in my profile on a dating site you have officially passed the test. You may continue...

The next phase would involve making contact of some sort, therefore resulting in stimulating conversation. If it is determined desirable by both parties, a meeting may occur and hilarity and adventure will ensue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I put this slightly absurd profile up here because I myself am slightly absurd. I travel a lot, all over the country and I love it. I'm constantly looking for new things to do, experiences to have and adventures to go on. I want to have great stories to tell when I am an old man, and for myself that means experiencing as much as possible before I get there.
You should message me if
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You managed to make it all the way to here, I congratulate you. Now you have to message me. I will think it brave of you to do so, as society has told us it is uncouth for a woman to approach a man. I dare you to show the world that you hold their expectations in contempt and will not bow to sexist double standards! I triple dog dare you...