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havovinhamden

35 / M / straight / Single

Hamden, Ohio

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Rather Not Say
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am happy, sarcastic, and fun-loving.

My Self-Summary

How does one summarize myself to people who don't know me? Well, I like to make myself laugh, even when no one else gets the joke. I've found that I really enjoy cooking, after forcing myself to learn how. I also enjoy sports, both watching and playing. Although being a Browns fan, the watching part isn't much fun lately, lol.

I also really enjoy watching people and trying to figure out why they act the way they do. I've been told that might be sociopathic, but who knows...

I also blurt out random and sometimes gross thoughts that are irrelevant to any current situation. Now excuse me while I go make poopie.

I also have a kind of sick sense of humor. For instance, the following would fit into my brand of humor.

So a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. Then the second guy comes in...

What I’m doing with my life

After finishing school this year, I kind of threw myself into my work. I'm not really working in my field right now, but I hope to change that in the near future. To be honest, with the way things are in the economy, I'm just grateful to have a good job I enjoy doing.

I’m really good at

Pretty much anything electrical or electronic. I'm also good at noticing things most people don't pick up on. The Army's stress on attention to detail did that to me at a young age.

I've also been told I habe a unique ability to draw humor in times of stress.

The first things people usually notice about me

My willingness to say what I'm thinking. Sometimes it makes me come off as sweet, other times cruel. But if I'm thinking it, I'm usually saying it, so yeah, it's hard to miss that about me.

And my large package. The ladies love my large package. Now excuse me while I go to the post office to pick it up.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

My favorite book was Nanophysics and Nanotechnology: An Introduction to Modern Concepts in Nanoscience by Edward L. Wolf.

My favorite movie was The Prophecy. Nobody does creepy like Christopher Walken.

I'm really starting to get into hard rock.

Peanut Butter Chilli Cheese Omlettes. The closest thing to a real heaven.

The six things I could never do without

Mountain Dew, the Cleveland Browns, a good woman, a good job, electricity, and clothes.

Actually, clothes and electricity are optional lol.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Lately, I've been wondering a lot about where my life is headed. I finished school, I've got a good job. But all the time spent working and going to school full time made me forget what a social life is.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working. I work second shift.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm not much one for secrets, but I'd say the most private thing I'm willing to admit here would be that I love Christmas. And yes, I do realize how hypocritical it is for an atheist to say that.

You should message me if

Only if you sincerely have a pulse.

Wow, that sounded desperate. Let me try again.

Message me if you don't have enough drama in your life for a Jerry Springer episode.

Ok, that was a little bitter, let's try this...

Message me if you think we would click. If not, good luck searching. Who am I to say who should and shouldn't talk to me anyway?