I am happy, sarcastic, and fun-loving.
My Self-Summary
How does one summarize myself to people who don't know me? Well, I
like to make myself laugh, even when no one else gets the joke.
I've found that I really enjoy cooking, after forcing myself to
learn how. I also enjoy sports, both watching and playing. Although
being a Browns fan, the watching part isn't much fun lately,
lol.
I also really enjoy watching people and trying to figure out why
they act the way they do. I've been told that might be sociopathic,
but who knows...
I also blurt out random and sometimes gross thoughts that are
irrelevant to any current situation. Now excuse me while I go make
poopie.
I also have a kind of sick sense of humor. For instance, the
following would fit into my brand of humor.
So a priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. Then the
second guy comes in...
What I’m doing with my life
After finishing school this year, I kind of threw myself into my
work. I'm not really working in my field right now, but I hope to
change that in the near future. To be honest, with the way things
are in the economy, I'm just grateful to have a good job I enjoy
doing.
I’m really good at
Pretty much anything electrical or electronic. I'm also good at
noticing things most people don't pick up on. The Army's stress on
attention to detail did that to me at a young age.
I've also been told I habe a unique ability to draw humor in times
of stress.
The first things people usually notice about me
My willingness to say what I'm thinking. Sometimes it makes me come
off as sweet, other times cruel. But if I'm thinking it, I'm
usually saying it, so yeah, it's hard to miss that about me.
And my large package. The ladies love my large package. Now excuse
me while I go to the post office to pick it up.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite book was Nanophysics and Nanotechnology: An
Introduction to Modern Concepts in Nanoscience by Edward L.
Wolf.
My favorite movie was The Prophecy. Nobody does creepy like
Christopher Walken.
I'm really starting to get into hard rock.
Peanut Butter Chilli Cheese Omlettes. The closest thing to a real
heaven.
The six things I could never do without
Mountain Dew, the Cleveland Browns, a good woman, a good job,
electricity, and clothes.
Actually, clothes and electricity are optional lol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, I've been wondering a lot about where my life is headed. I
finished school, I've got a good job. But all the time spent
working and going to school full time made me forget what a social
life is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I work second shift.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm not much one for secrets, but I'd say the most private thing
I'm willing to admit here would be that I love Christmas. And yes,
I do realize how hypocritical it is for an atheist to say that.
You should message me if
Only if you sincerely have a pulse.
Wow, that sounded desperate. Let me try again.
Message me if you don't have enough drama in your life for a Jerry
Springer episode.
Ok, that was a little bitter, let's try this...
Message me if you think we would click. If not, good luck
searching. Who am I to say who should and shouldn't talk to me
anyway?