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24 Slippery Rock, PA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22, 2013
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Howdy. I'm from Oklahoma and living in PA. DeLani's the name, combatting inequality is my game. I'm in love with everyone I know, I'm a giant goofball, and I don't take myself seriously at all. By the by.
What I’m doing with my life
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getting to know my netflix queue (the UK version of Shameless is on there so me and netflix have leveled up)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
knowing everything there is to know about The Muppets, Star Wars, and Middle Earth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"wow who let that creature escape from the zoo?"

No but really, probably my accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books? Too many to name, but for a start: The Silmarillion by JRR Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien, the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, Nine Stories by JD Salinger, Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer.

Movies: Wayne's World, The Jerk, The Godfather, The Lord of the Rings, Heavenly Creatures, A League of Their Own. I'm actually pretty easygoing with movies.

TV Shows: Wilfred, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Roseanne, M*A*S*H.

Music: Sufjan Stevens, Tom Waits, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Amanda Palmer, etc etc ad nauseaum
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my car, and can i say pizza five more times?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
books and misandry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on the internet ha ha ha
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that proper fodder for the internet??
You should message me if
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you have the secret formula for Krabby Patties and/or my acceptance letter to the School for Gifted Youngsters.