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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like Teddy Roosevelt. I don't like Marc Maron. I keep waiting for him to tell a joke and he never does. Teddy would have a really hard time being on that podcast.
I have a dog. I wear black pants or black cut offs every single day.
I like what I do, I'm happy, I'm busy most of the time. I like physical activities from time to time but I read a lot and watch a lot of shitty and great tv. I like to be goofy I guess. I make superflat weird pop art paintings on wood. I tend to get along well with writer types and graphic designers. I grew up here but spent 2000-2011 in Brooklyn. That shaped me a lot. I prefer to listen more than talk. I like sassy ladies with book learnin'. I like indie shit-rock but I need to balance it out with 90's booty hip hop.
my username is not a Seahawk reference. It's a dumb joke about eating hawks.
What I’m doing with my life
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Art Director for the Stranger. I love visiting weird creepy places around Washington State, the occasional hike, starting bonfires, that sort of thing. I live on Capitol Hill and I love it. I recently started a software company and we're launching soon so I'm fucking busy a lot. my sites:
I’m really good at
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re-watching movies I've already seen on Netflix.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my beard. and my face-tats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: mostly non fiction. Sarah Vowell, Malcolm Gladwell, Adam Grant, Freakonomics, American history, biographies of tycoons, economics. The Believer, the New Yorker, Wired, McSweeney's. Jonathan Franzen.
TV: Broad City, Community, Parks and Rec, Survivor, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, Girls, Downton Abbey, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Tim & Eric, Louie, Buffy, science documentaries, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Music: Miami Nights 1984, Future Islands, Roxy Music, Euphoria, Beat Happening, Sonic Youth, M83, Jay Z, Modest Mouse, Kanye West, 90's booty, Built to Spill, washed out, Phantogram, Wiz Khalifa, Bill Callahan, David Bazan, Girl Talk, Hall & Oates, LCD Soundsystem, Spoon, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Magnetic Fields, Wedding Present, Pavement, Talking Heads, The Strokes.
Movies: The Room, The Warriors, P.T. Anderson films, documentaries
The six things I could never do without
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coffee. photoshop. bagels. optimism. the new york times. buttz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hot tubs that float on the water. And hall and oates. And how I can make my apartment look more like the Great Northern Hotel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately drinking heavily around Capitol Hill, seeing you and not starting a conversation, getting boners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate Major League Soccer. Zero to zero scores are horrifying and un-American.
You should message me if
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You're an optimistic, creative, light-hearted person.

You're tired of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.