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34 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:27pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I had a dream that I was Morrissey the other night. But I also dreamt I was Wiz Khalifa. Take from that what you will.
I like what I do, I'm happy, I'm busy most of the time. I like physical activities from time to time but I read a lot and watch a lot of shitty and great tv. I like to be goofy I guess. I make superflat weird pop art paintings on wood. I tend to get along well with writer types and graphic designers. I grew up here but spent 2000-2011 in Brooklyn. That shaped me a lot. I prefer to listen more than talk. I like sassy ladies with book learnin'. I like indie shit-rock but I need to balance it out with 90's booty hip hop.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make art (illustration mostly) and I'm a designer for The Stranger. I love visiting weird creepy places around Washington State, the occasional hike, starting bonfires, that sort of thing. I live on Capitol Hill and I love it. my sites:
I’m really good at
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re-watching movies I've already seen on Netflix.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my beard. and my face-tats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: mostly non fiction. Sarah Vowell, Malcolm Gladwell, Adam Grant, Freakonomics, American history, biographies of tycoons, economics. The Believer, the New Yorker, Wired, McSweeney's. Jonathan Franzen.
TV: Broad City, Community, Parks and Rec, Survivor, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, Girls, Downton Abbey, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Tim & Eric, Louie, Buffy, science documentaries, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Music: Future Islands, Beat Happening, Sonic Youth, M83, Jay Z, Modest Mouse, Kanye West, 90's booty, Built to Spill, washed out, Phantogram, Wiz Khalifa, Bill Callahan, David Bazan, Girl Talk, Hall & Oates, LCD Soundsystem, Spoon, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Magnetic Fields, Wedding Present, Pavement, Talking Heads
Movies: The Room, The Warriors, P.T. Anderson films, documentaries
The six things I could never do without
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coffee. photoshop. bagels. optimism. the new york times. buttz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hot tubs that float on the water. And hall and oates. And how I can make my apartment look more like the Great Northern Hotel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately drinking heavily around Capitol Hill, seeing you and not starting a conversation, getting boners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate Major League Soccer. Zero to zero scores are horrifying and un-American.
You should message me if
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You're an optimistic, creative, light-hearted person.

You're tired of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.