Blahblah words you're not reading because you're only looking at my pictures.

Before I start in on me: Please do not blow up my inbox with a thousand messages. Patience is a virtue. Or I'm just not interested. Also you seem fucking crazy.

So. I am: adventurous, intellectual, and have a bit of a rebellious streak. I can go fancy or trashy depending on how the mood strikes me. Equally at ease at a charity event as at a dive bar.

I enjoy lists, good conversations, extreme sarcasm, the occasional scribble (writing, not drawing), and a well-made gin&tonic.

Living the shit out of it.

words.

I'm a bit of a spitfire.

Favorite movie: hands down The Godfather
Favorite book: impossible to pick
Favorite music: a little bit of everything, mostly indie rock
Favorite show: Daria

Books books books sex books music

everything.

atypical.

I have no problem with spending gobs of money on frivolous things. That's what money is for.

I prefer eating by myself with a book. I'm my own favorite company sometimes.

your picture has a face. And a shirt. You live in the continental United States. Preferably even Illinois. You write in complete sentences, use punctuation, and know basic grammar. You appreciate a handwritten letter. You read Esquire. You have more to say than "hi" or "what's up."

If you actually read all the way down to here, you'll use the word "egregious" somewhere in your message.