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34 Missoula, MT Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 5, 2013
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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I read a lot. I can't stop obsessing about politics. I like potty humor and dry British wit. I'm a bad liar. I'm an ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne-vegetarian. I'm all about the atheism. I shop at walmart out of principle because I believe the revolution will come only when the corporate overlords have achieved total subjugation of the proletariat. Is that enough information?

I am charming, argumentative, and sardonic
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a nurse, which is a pretty good gig. It leaves me plenty of free time to pursue all the wonderful hedonistic activities I so enjoy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble. And listening. And making grown men cry.

I can also answer almost any question with complete authority even if I'm pulling all the information out of my ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I like hats, so usually whichever one I happen to be wearing. Closely followed by my dirty sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything by Salman Rushdie> and Kurt Vonnegut, especially Midnight's Children and The Sirens of Titan. Philip K. Dick makes me swoon. Lately I've been reading a lot of Sci-Fi and Fantasy. I read all freaking twelve Robert Jordan books in three months and he died while I was reading the last one. I read Infinite Jest, but it took me over year, which is the longest I've spent on a book without ditching it. I like Coen brothers and David Lynch flicks. I dig Fellini and Monty Python. I love adult swim and British sitcoms. I'll eat pretty much anything (hell, I ate a live cricket once), but I miss the foodie scene in San Francisco, especially high-end French (although a five course meal is a bit much).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm, books, air, water, food, and an inflated sense of self importance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going on my next adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending too much on food and alcohol with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have to listen to the Harry Potter books on tape to fall asleep. I'm hugely comforted by Stephen Fry's voice.
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