Well, I'm Heather Brianna. Call me either you want, but call me girl, trick or any variant of such and don't expect me to respond.
I don't want anything to do with your mommy issues. Check them at the door.
I'm a college student, so I'm always busy doing absolutely nothing.
I will be the first to say I'm socially awkward and would rather spend a night with someone drinking hot tea and reading than going out to some crowded restaurant/club.
I am a nerd and I'm kind of shy in public places. But get me alone and you'd want a muzzle or to find a mute button.
I spend my nights slaving away writing on my typewriter, and am in the process of finishing the music for a one act musical I've written.
I come off really harsh and unfeeling, probably because I have an inability to sugarcoat things.
I am sarcastic and have the mouth of a sailor. I apologize in advance if something I say offends your delicate sensibilities.
If I message you, then I really have found something about you that interests me. I don't just talk for the sake of talking.
I firmly believe that you don't grow up, you just learn how to behave in public. I am a complete kid at heart, but that doesn't mean I'm completely immature. I love people who make me stop for a minute and think.
I am impatient, and hate when people are late.
I'm looking for someone to spend some of the best years of my life with. But I'm not saying I want long-term. If it comes to that, cool. If not, it's a story for a drunken Thanksgiving dinner.
I love trying new things as long as it doesn't involve dancing, as I dance like a wounded zebra according to my closest friends.
I can't think of anything else......crap....