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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 19
Hispanic / Latin
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Catholicism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goofy, nerdy guy who relishes being alive.

Can be bumbling and excitable. Hopelessly optimistic. Looking for a dude to make me a better dude and who wants to be a radder dude himself. Dude.

Love games and college football and digital things and analog things and nature and run-on sentences.

I have a habit of changing my look a lot. My hair/eyesight allows me to kinda look like a whole lot of different mes. I don't think this reflects on an inner multiple personality disorder, but you'll have to talk to #3 about that. He's the psychologist.

Most people are "surprised" upon finding out I'm gay. Suits me just fine. Gay is just one of the many nifty things about me. Including my love of the word "nifty."

For you other Psych-nerds out there... I'm solidly ENFP. I don't put TOO much stock into MBTI... but I know it well enough that it's a fairly decent indicator of general personality.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Visiting lecturer... Then who knows.

I've got a newfound passion for comedy. Here's my first standup set. I'm also writing sketches and doing improv:

Coming Out (My First Polished Set):

Before joining up at the University I was a copywriter at an ad agency.

I'm recently slightly internet famous for dressing as a Che t-shirt. I'm not sure how I feel about this fact - although it makes me happy that people got a kick out of my goofiness

All in all - trying to enjoy the journey whilst ensuring my destination is awesome and far ahead.

Oh - and I'm relentless in my goal of running a marathon under 3:05 pace. I'm currently down to 3:19:21.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finishing sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair. It's poofy. And soft. Touch it.

Goofball non-style. Been called hipster and fratty on the same day in the same clothes... so take that as you will.

Smile/Laugh. It's kinda like Goofy's "hyuck" over and over again. Sometimes I snort. That's pretty rare - but you know you've got me if I snort.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This will change on a whim. I certainly like a lot more than this.

- The Magicians
- The Night Circus
- His Darkest Materials

- Any documentary on space. I'm addicted to space.
- The Fifth Element (unappreciated in a variety of ways)
- The Lion King (Pumbaa is a personal hero)

- RuPaul's Drag Race
- Bobs Burgers
- 30 for 30

- Sam Smith
- Sia
- New Beyoncé

- My homemade black beans (they would blow your mind)
- Greek Yogurt (seriously the food o' the gods)
- Falafel (chickpeas are God's gift to me)

Punctuation Marks:
- Parentheses
- Ellipses...
- Dashes (I misuse them all regularly)

Gamer Nerd Type Things
- All Manner of Wii U Game
- Animal Crossing (good god I'm addicted)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food.
Warm weather.
Good reading. (note: not purely the domain of books)
Games of some sort. (video or otherwise)
Music. (even if its self-made and terrible sounding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decompressing (not in the SCUBA sense, although I can do that too).

Out with friends doing "out with friends" things. Usually under the influence of substances.
Playing videogames.
Watching movies.
Going on adventures.
Smoking my hookah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had plans for multiple tattoos for a long time. I finally got my first one recently - but the rest are waiting for a very personal goal of mine. It involves the cake and a reminder of all the lies it involves.

Not private but it doesn't fit anywhere else. I'm an obnoxious University of Florida Gator (and SEC) fan. I was in the marching band for three years of school. College football Saturdays are essentially a religion for me. College basketball is neat too. GO GATORS!
You should message me if
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You're interested in awesomeness and humility.

You know all the words to songs relating to Harry Truman or Snakes.

You wanna get down to this song:

Or you just want to say "howdy." That's cool too.