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hcjordan

30 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm just this guy, you know? Odd, mellow, green, open-minded, and others. I'm kinky. I had to come out to my mom, accidentally, that was NOT FUN. I try to live a fairly active work life that makes exercise less than important--I don't need to exercise to maintain my girlish figure. I'm happy with where I am in life and where I'm going. I'm very personable and friendly. I don't really talk well to new people, but I'll almost always listen--if I can.

I'm not really that great at describing anyone. Including myself.

I'm a member of DamnPortlanders, good times.

I am open, honest, and weird.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a bachelor's of fine arts in technical theatre lighting design, but I don't use it as often as I'd like. I love lighting work, and on occasion have been known to design.

I lived in Richmond for a long time and now live within Portland city limits in the Gateway Area. This is far better than Gresham, where I first lived when I moved here.

I do a lot of different things in my professional life at any given time. First and foremost, I'm currently being a father. My partner works full time and makes much more than I would make in my primary line of work. I'm a theatre technician. I do stage union work as well as work for a number of other theatres, large and small. Recently, I have done apartment maintenance work and furnace repair/installation, but I am doing neither of those things right now.
I’m really good at
First off, I'm not very good at knowing what I'm good at. Sometimes I get a head full of self-hate and think I'm not good at anything and that no one likes me. It will pass.

I'm pretty damn good at screwing around, it would seem, and catching up on all the webcomics in the world.

I'm good at organization and taking things in stride. I do electrical stuff and I like figuring things out. I weld a little. I can do Vectorworks.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my rainbow hair. I missed that for a long time and so eventually coloured it again before my honeymoon. At the time of this writing, it's purple and green. People say I have Guy Fawkes facial hair. Due to my line of work, I'm often dressed in blacks and have my multitool at my side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pick A.

I actually am not as cultured as I'd like to be. I used to read all the freaking time, but I don't really have the time anymore. I love me some Tales of MU, Stephen Hawking, Deep Thoughts, Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams. I like science, humour, comics, fantasy, sci-fi, and many others.

I read webcomics. Quite a lot of them, really. I'm sorry. Some of my favorites I can remember offhand are Domenic Deegan, Girl Genius, Mushroom Go, Goblins, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, A Girl and her Fed, Least I Could Do, Looking for Group, XKCD, Order of the Stick, Something Positive, and Perry Bible Fellowship. I loved Freakangels.

I don't really watch movies or TV much. I DO like movies such as Secretary, May, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Moulin Rouge, Dr. Who, et cetera.

Music is a weird thing for me. I don't listen to music very well. It only ever turns into background sound for me. That being said . . . Incubus, Jim's Big Ego, Stephen Lynch, Rammstein, Korn, show tunes, et cetera.

I like food. Macaroni and cheese, green olives, salad, beef jerkey, sushi, lobster, artichokes, cob corn, and strawberries, among other things. I used to think I didn't like chocolate especially well, but then I had good chocolate. Turns out, I'm a chocolate snob. I don't like mint, nuts, peanuts, coconut, or bell peppers.
The six things I could never do without
An internet-connected computer, friends, love, pants with enough pocketspace to carry all of my pocketstuff, my right arm, and rope.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Becoming a father. The shortest path between two points. Worrying I don't make a good friend. The darker side of sex. How attractive some people's boots are.
On a typical Friday night I am
On the computer or at the theatre. I'm a lost cause. Help!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I already admitted to kinkiness. What more do you want? You get bonus points if you can find me on Fetlife or Collarme.

I'm married. It's still pretty weird to say; at the time of this writing, I've been married for five and a half months. Don't expect me to hide anything from her. If you have a partner, I expect you to share with them your interactions with me. As far as I'm concerned, any other way would be cheating and I don't roll like that.

I probably enjoy the Naked Bike Ride on a different level than I'm supposed to-one that in fact may make it illegal for me to be naked in public by Oregon law. Oh well. Do you partake in the WNBR?

I'm a compersive pervert in an open relationship.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
My house is on fire, my children are burning, this cheeto you found reminds you of me, you can offer me work, you want to hang out sometime, you want to visit our bedroom full of rodents, you'd like to further examine my pervitude, or you just want to chat. I'm a pretty open person.