Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm laid back and open-minded. Queer-friendly, poly-friendly,
kink-friendly, 420-friendly, whatever. As long as you're not
hurting anyone with what you do with your free time and personal
interests, no one should give a single fuck in a negative way what
you do with your free time and personal interests.
I'm kinky. I had to come out to my mom, accidentally, that was NOT
FUN. I have an extremely active work life and like to go to the gym
for group classes when the time presents itself. I'm personable and
friendly. I don't really talk well to new people, but I'll always
try to listen.
I'm not really that great at describing anyone. Including
I'm a member of DamnPortlanders, good times.
I'm not sure what I'm looking for right now relationshipwise.
People and their personalities interest me more than their
naughtybits. I'm not into one-night-stands, but that doesn't mean
I'm 100% against casual sexy interaction. There must be a
connection, a friendship before you're likely get much romantic
attention or sexual intercourse from me. I'm interested in open
poly-type relationships, but I'm currently not romantically
I lived in VA for a long time and now live within Portland city
limits in the Mall 205 area. I have also lived in CA way in the way
back and was born in NY.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently picked up a Nintendo 3DS. I'm playing Smash Bros.
mostly. Dare you to best me regularly. My friend code is
I do a lot of different things in my professional life at any given
time. First and foremost, I'm currently mostly being a stay at home
dad to a darling 3-year-old. I'm a theatre technician. I do stage
union work as well as work for a number of other theatres, large
and small. I have done production management for an amazing
nonprofit theatre company doing a Christmas show even though for
just about anyone else, a Christmas show wouldn't really be my
I have a BFA in theatre lighting design, but I mostly use the
knowledge to do general tech work. I love lighting most of all, but
as a stagehand, I do some of everything. I have done apartment
maintenance work and furnace repair/installation, but I am doing
neither of those things right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at screwing around online, it would seem. I can
waste amazing amounts of time.
I'm good at organization and taking things in stride. I do
stuff and I like figuring things out. I have welded. I can do
Relationshipwise, I like serving others, but I don't know if I
would be good at it. I like giving foot rubs and other massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It used to be my rainbow hair. At the time of this writing, it's
shades of purple. People sometimes say I have Guy Fawkes facial
hair. Due to my line of work, I'm often dressed in blacks and have
my multitool at my side. I'm tall, but not awe-inspiringly so.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I pick A.
I actually am not as cultured as I'd like to be. I used to read all
the freaking time, but I don't really have much time anymore. I
love me some Tales
, Stephen Hawking
, Neil Gaiman
, Stephen King
, and Douglas Adams
. I like science
, and many others. My tiny person
and I have been reading The Graveyard Book by Gaiman.
I read webcomics. Quite a lot of them, really. I'm sorry. Some of
my favorites I can remember offhand are Girl Genius
, Mushroom Go
, Saturday Morning
, A Girl and her Fed
, Least I Could Do
, Something Positive
. I loved Freakangels
and Domenic Deegan
I don't really watch movies or TV much. I DO like movies such as
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
, Moulin Rouge
, Dr. Who
, et cetera.
Music is a weird thing for me. I don't listen to music very well.
It only ever turns into background sound for me. That being said .
. . Incubus
, show tunes
, et cetera.
I like food. Macaroni and cheese
, cob corn
, and strawberries
, among other
things. I used to think I didn't like chocolate especially well,
but then I had good chocolate. Turns out, I'm a chocolate snob. I
don't like mint, nuts, peanuts, coconut, or bell peppers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kink/sex energy, friends, pants with enough pocketspace to carry
all of my pocketstuff, my phone, my plants. I'm a regular pot
smoker, but at times, I'm a temporary teetotaler. Even then, I
don't object to the partaking of others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Becoming a father. The shortest path between two points. Worrying I
don't make a good friend. The darker side of sex. How attractive
some people's boots are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the computer or at the theatre. I'm a lost cause. Help!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I already admitted to kinkiness. What more do you want? I generally
identify as a bottom/sub and somewhat of a masochist, but my
position isn't set in stone. I'm really into rope. You get bonus
points if you can find me on Fetlife.
I probably enjoy the Naked Bike Ride on a different level than I'm
supposed to-one that in fact may make it illegal for me to be naked
in public by Oregon law. Oh well. Do you partake in the WNBR?
I'm a compersive pervert.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My house is on fire, my children are burning, this cheeto you found
reminds you of me, you can offer me work, you want to hang out
sometime, you want to check out my succulent garden or want some
cuttings, you'd like to further examine my pervitude, or you just
want to chat. I'm a pretty open person.
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