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35 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well that all dEpEnDs....& furthermore, it all depends on what its relative to!
Yea I thought about it, and THAT'S my answer! Okay I'll try to give ya'all SOM€†HIⁿG—let's see
¹ I like efficiency; meaning things such as technology or tools for example as well as processes such as tasks like work, even better, thoughts as in thinking, to name a few. (Even run-on sentences like that last one, if they work. But I don't if they won't :-)
² I HATE bullshit. With a passion. I cannot emphasize that enough. Don't get me wrong, I bullshit all the time. That's how I often joke, difference is that I don't try and pass it off as the real thing. That's what I can't stand...savy?
³ I'm picky with high standards.
I know I'm stubborn, I'm told I'm smart, & I think...therefore...I AM! ’–)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not enough, because I'm too busy doing shit with OTHER people's lives! For far too long now mind you
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Why...many many a things... I'm just in the wrong country, well it could be the right country but definitely the wrong time. If I think of something safe to share — training people; I'm good at training people how to do things they don't know how to do. Efficiency and conservation, in almost every possible aspect conceivable.-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
…are the last things (on MY mind) that have to do with the way that I look.

I have heard its the way I talk, but maybe it has more to do /w the sh¡† I say.
Between you & me, Hopefully I just "go" completely, unnoticed. :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like the Jack reacher novels, as far as movies...I'd say Dances /w Wolves, Army of Darkness, and The Secret of Kells would be my current favorites...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Air™. I Do like to breathe!
2. Electricity & devices powered from it.
3. How could ANYONE forget…the three basic necessities, that which KEEPS us above Poverty (yeah right): Food, clean running H²O, & shelter. You know I think I read somewhere that an Internet connection is now the 4th things that keeps us above poverty. Now that is three ”things“ so Frî guess I'd be cheating if Fry didn't count it as such, so one more thing…
6. That's a toss up between a gun(s) or good'ol'fashioned conversation. Emphasis on good! +→♪
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not spending any time thinking. Quantum things. Chemistry, genetics, the future. Life & science-science & life. I WISH times were different, because lots of time(s) is/are spent on new ways to make $ unfortunately. I think about Fu(king EVRYTHNG man!!! I can think of MANY things inside of NOTHING; across time(s) & space. I'm working on adding dimensions to that but hitherto I see that it's been working me! Adding-maybe that's the problem....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and partying all at the same time! And it gets Fu(k'n old. As I get older tho, things like that become less and less. Honestly, generally I don't even know what day it is.......because........it doesn't matter! And the fact that I don't need to know things such as that, right now in my life is ...........GREAT!! It cracks me up! Isn't the economy supposed to be doin bad or smthng??

Learning.period. Each and everyday. Looking back on one week in history, and USUALLY (although not always) looking forward to the next.
Probably NOT doing typical sh¡†. Friday night is just like any other night to me.…maybe that's cuz EVERY night is a Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Why on earth would I want to say (voluntarily mind you) the MOST private thing-lol hah-let alone.....thE LEAST??!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A. you get around to it
B. you're responding to a smart ass comment I made on your shit
C. you're wondering why I took 8 to 10 months to get back to you

Or
D. You're Not! '. )

"you should this, and you should that" - who ever TALKS like that, HaHa, needs to be hit upside the head with a wiffleball bat; and please let me know your thoughts on that!