everyone's got a pretty body, but do you have a pretty soul?
I'm not coy. My mouth is crooked. I looked like a boy until I hit puberty. I still kind of look like a boy. my favorite animals are bats, bears, and sloths. my favorite color is black. i drool in my sleep.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i use pet names a lot? i don't know why or how it started but i just do.
As Oscar Wilde said, look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
"some think of it as a progression of light
but really it's just the earth turning"