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headXplodie

33 / M / straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 3" (1.90m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am bizarre, nerdy, and rockin.

My Self-Summary

I am a romantic and a realist, which is a strange combo. I am a very passionate person about many things, but love and music are highest on my list. Sometimes I am far too logical, and other times it seems I've lost my mind. I can be a huge spaz, but if I am comfortable with you and we are curled up on the sofa together I will probably be very peaceful and quiet.

I play drums for a band named Flaming Boner. Yes, I'm a little retarded.

I'm much better in person.

When the neuromancers find our planet and we are all dust, the records will indicate that I was "a pretty OK guy". I love doing new things, going to shows and museums, growing inappropriate facial hair, and making people shoot liquids out of their noses. If you are on my good side, I will do just about anything for you.

I'm ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.

I'm gonna go read a book now.

What I’m doing with my life

OK, this is a difficult question to answer. I guess I spend most of my time looking for good shots with my camera while walking around the city. Spending time with my friends. Being happy.

I’m really good at

Is this where I brag? Not really my thing.

Anyways, I'm pretty alright at cooking, photography, playing drums, and having fun with whatever this floating rock can throw at me.

Making sexual references using sci-fi references. It's how I roll.

I rock out too hard to music. It's almost inappropriate. Head banging and flippin around like a monkey.

The first things people usually notice about me

I really don't know I guess. Things that have been mentioned:

My eyes
My hair
My tattoos
My piercings

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music: I run the gambit from crazy metal to classical. The Murder City Devils, Zozobra, Zao, The Chariot, Portishead, The Cool Kids, Mozart, Offspring, NoFX, The Postal Service, The Misfits, The Lonely Island, Weird Al, MF Doom, The Faint, Reel Big Fish, The Aquabats, The Dillinger Escape Plan, the Ziggens, NIN, old Weezer... shit just go to:

http://www.last.fm/user/headXplodie

Go make a radio station there with Portishead, Starflyer 59, and Optimus Rhyme. I'll wait...

Yeah, it's awesome I know.

I sit here for hours listening to the music these different stations think I may like just to find some gems I never heard about before. I love music and always want to find more.

OK, I love The Murder City Devils so much that I squeal in glee and rapture when they play. I move like I'm in a trance. Get used to it.

Books: Been reading some Star Wars stuff. Favorite book ever is "The Book Of Flying". Comics: JTHM, Y The Last Man, Sandman, Fables. I even read serious things. Neat! The House Of Leaves, World War Z, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Cherry, The Road.

Movies: Another long list to sum up. Best ever is Casablanca. Star Wars, Indiana Jones (the fourth one never happened), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Ghostbusters, Beerfest, Key Largo, Guys And Dolls, West Side Story, Taken, 007, American History X, Romper Stomper, Hero, Ong-Bak, Star Trek.

Food: Yes please. Anything with bacon. I enjoy cooking too. I make a pretty mean chili and a nice cream tomato sauce.

Drink: Guinness, Jameson, Mt. Dew, Guinness, tea, Guinness, and Guinness.

The six things I could never do without

Music
My two cats, Eve and Aruza.
Cameras
My computer *sigh*
My friends who are my family
Books

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Quantum physics and how it's applied to mashed potatoes. No, but really, music and Star Wars.

How much the first two Weezer albums have impacted the rest of my life.

Love and romance.

How there is no Dana, only Zuul.

Checking out xkcd and Penny Arcade.

Watching Metalocalype, Venture Brothers, Good Eats, Burn Notice, and History Channel.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hopefully at a show or having a few tasty beers with my friends. I admit to being a gamer but real life is far more important. I wanna discover new things!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I explode when fed too many Funyuns. Seriously.

You should message me if

You realize I'm more intelligent than this profile makes me seem.

I would message you. Really I would! The issue is I'm weird (not creepy weird, just plain nerd weird) and you probably won't message me back.

If you like beer. Good beer.

You are a nerd.

You like to rock out.

My car was stolen years ago and I just let it go. That said, I train/bus everywhere and I like it. Long trips are fine with me.