I love internet nonsense, going through my netflix queue, and arguing about pop culture. My favorite game is to watch a movie with people and assign each person as a character in the movie/tv show, no matter how inaccurate. I love nerd culture and history. Oh, and my favorite type of movie monsters are zombies. This is a more important fact than you would think. I'm sarcastic, but trying to cut it down a bit because according to my etiquette teacher, sarcasm means "tearing of the flesh".

I just moved to Nashville. I love my new bike. I am currently trying to move up from monday/tuesday level of the new york times crossword puzzle to eventually finish a sunday puzzle without help. I am currently at my first real "adult" job, where 8 to 5 is the norm and possibly at times the minimum.

Also, I love football and tennis. I am one of those girls that is really offended if you try to tell me, "tom brady. now he's a quarterback. do you know what that is?" not only will i argue manning vs. brady with you, i will probably also give you a lecture on how he is a pregnant-wife-leaving jerk. on the other hand, no, i am not interested in your fantasy football team.

sitting at a desk, wondering if people can see my computer from the hallway. Utilizing wikipedia to an almost criminal degree.

arguing about nonsense. like pop culture. or sports.

my dazzling non-smile, prompting them to tell me to smile more.

books: best american short stories, world war z, sherlock holmes
movies: wet hot american summer, amarcord, bourne series, deep red,american psycho,clue,the godfather
tv: sunny in philadelphia, the office, arrested development, the adventures of pete & pete, seinfeld, chappelle's show
music: talking heads, the national, stars, broken social scene, conor oberst, jump, little children, jens lekman
food: I get tricked at whole foods a lot. then for some reason the receipt is like a hundred dollars. go figure.

down bedding, netflix, the internet, my friends, my family, crossword puzzles

theories about life, people, the strangeness of our daily existence. I find myself agreeing with Larry David wayyy too much.

going out or playing apples to apples. We have to watch out for my one friend that cheats all the time.

I have listened to Hanson in the past year. Willingly.

you have read down this far. You're under 30 and live in Nashville. If you don't mind that "women be havin' opinions."