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headphonejoe

39 Grand Rapids, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Has a kid
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I'm Joe. Your friendly neighborhood bartender. Fan of all things funny. Sorry, I'm probably funnier than you. Also podcasts are fun. Food is good, especially good food.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and sleeping. Now if I could get payed to sleep! Hi 2 birds, meet my stone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasim! Remembering useless sports stats.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard. I have one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My taste in stuff is pretty solid. Wes Anderson, Coen bros, anything Sam Rockwell does, Beastie Boys, 90's hip hop in general, Bob's Burgers, Girls, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Workaholics, Broad City. Also podcasts, Bill Burr, BS Report, WTF.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza, coffee, beer, carbs, root beer floats, and Drew Barrymore.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to laugh at cheesy jokes!