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25 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Don't know what to put here (in fact my friend help me to write this). I think all of my jokes are funny, when actually people mainly laugh at how terrible they are. For example, "Why did the chicken cross the web? To get to the other Site!"
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work at as a library assistant. I help people to use the out of date computers we have there, shelve books, you know the kind of stuff librarians do.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh at my bad jokes
Making people smile
Helping and listening to people's problems
Meeting new people
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm quite tall , wear glasses, have ginger hair and tell terrible jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies - The Avengers , Dark Knight Rises , Gremlins , Lord of the Rings , Star Wars, ( plus lots more )

Shows - True Blood , Breaking Bad, Madmen,House, Sons of Anarchy, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones , Big Bang Theory , New Girl , 24, 30 Rock , Doctor Who , Blackadder, Walking Dead , American Horror Story, Dexter, Workaholics, ( plus lots more )

Music - The Beetles, Bon Jovi, Mostly listen to anything current but like older music as well

Food - not a fussy eater really, my favourite food being Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My oyster card
I can't think of anything else at the moment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the future holds for me, what I'm doing now, where I want to travel to when I get the money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out somewhere with friends or having a night at home,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once fell into a water ride at a theme park. They had to shut down the entire ride while they were getting me out of the water. That was a fun day!
You should message me if
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You want someone funny and interesting to talk with or hang out with

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