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hearditontheg

24 M Saint Petersburg, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Greg!

I don't really know what to say about myself...i'm definitely a creative-type personality, and love music and art (mediocre at the former, total shit at the latter), and I guess I'm on here to ideally find someone like myself. Working 5 nightshifts a week...I just don't have the time to go out meet people.

I'm generally kinda shy at first, but I come out of my shell pretty quickly once you get to know me :) Extremely shy and possibly awkward around strangers but very open and comfortable and (allegedly) charming around people I'm cool with.

Another thing about me is that i'm kind of your textbook nerdy kind of guy. I love comics, and cartoons and video games and all of that sort of stuff.

I'm kind of just a big kid. Don't get me wrong, I have my shit together, and a good solid career, and all that, but having a fun, carefree attitude is important.

I'm a simple, low maintenance, care free type of guy. I tend to look at things with a more positive light, and with a sense of humor...sense of humor is a big thing for me. I have a lot of quircks and weird-ish things, but no frozen body parts in my freezer or anything like that. I love good conversation , especially about the arts and sciences and all sorts of existential stuff, and my sense of humor is very sarcastic and punny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently an airplane mechanic.

What I really love is creating music. I listen to almost anything, and create my own music as well
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a good memory
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People seem to have the need to point out how tall and thin I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Deaprted, Oldboy, Se7en, Star Wars, lots of animated stuff from my childhood, like Disney and stuff. Also, I have a soft spot for scary movies. I usually don't find them the least bit scary, just really entertaining and interesting, especially if they involve possessions or exorcisms or any of that cool stuff.

Music: Almost everything. And even if i don't like it, I can at least tolerate it. I'm a musician myself, so I'm always trying to soak up things from all styles. One day, I could be listening to John Coltrane and Miley Cyrus the next lol. This section will be a novel if I keep going, so if you wanna talk music, just send me a message

Books: Just finished The Shining. Jurassic Park, It (the killer-clown stephen king book). Also bouncing between a few biographies. Also a comic book fan/nerd. I've kind of fallen in love with reading recently, so i've been doing a lot of it....If you know who Grant Morrison is, we definitely need to talk for reals.

TV: Dexter, Breaking Bad, Nip/Tuck...um, I usually don't watch a lot of TV. A few anime's but I'm not super into it like a lot people are. A lot of it doesn't suit me. I can appreciate it, but Dragonball (the original, not Z...but Z is still holds a nostalgic place in my heart) and Cowboy Bebop are the only ones that appeal to me. Also, Miyazaki is a fucking genius.

Food: junk food. sweets and candy, fried stuff and fast food. Carbs, protein, all of it. I'm also kind of picky, when it comes to food. But isn't everyone? lol

I also indulge in a little gaming if/when I have time, but that isn't to often these days. Even still...Miyamoto is god!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Peace and quiet
My lungs and major organs
People (contradictory to number 1, I guess)
A guitar
And....uuuuuuhhhhhhh.......
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Like, a million things at once it seems like..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working :/ Sunday/Monday are my weekend, and even then I've never really been into the party/club thing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep nude because my morning-wood shlong is so huge and hard it will rip through any pants or PJ's I might wear.
You should message me if
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Message me if we have stuff in common and you wanna talk, of course :) If we're looking for the same things.

If you can finish the sentence: "Hey I'm Grump..."

If you have awesome tattoos

If you paint or sing or play an instrument, or do any kind of art stuff in general,

...Any combination of the above :)