Who is Heart_Throb_83?:
Everything You’ve Heard. True. The rumors, the legends, the myths. All true.
For twenty-five years, Heart_Throb_83 has enjoyed a reputation for shattering inhibitions and provoking the kind of behavior people don’t talk about in polite circles. It’s what happens when you combine boyishly good looks, animalistic passion, and an open mind.
Sooner or later, it’s gonna happen. The primal urge to just let go. Unwind. Unplug. You’re not alone. Heart_Throb_83 is a reward for all those times you’ve had to deny your basic instincts. Rest assured that in his lush gardens of pure pleasure, the word “no” is seldom heard.
Heart_Throb_83 Letters of Recommendation:
Heart_throb_83 is our link to paradise: He doesn't know evil or jealousy, he teaches us friendship and selflessness, but most of all he possesses unwavering loyalty.
After a week with Heart_throb_83, you’ll find yourself viewing the world from a slightly different angle. At times you’ll find yourself smiling for no reason whatsoever.
Never before has the passion and timeless magic of romance been so faithfully portrayed by one human-being. As a leading international spokesman for love and romance, Heart_Throb_83 has been chosen by millions of women worldwide as the personification of their ideal man.
This extraordinary man delivers all the excitement, the danger, and the charm that has marked him as the worlds sexiest man and has made his name synonymous with romance.
If the Gods Of Romance were to descend from the heavens and give us their golden nectar, Heart_Throb_83 would be served in a golden funnel — and I would chug the sh*t out of it.
Heart_Throb_83 is not just a cute boy with broad shoulders. He is an experience. He is a state of mind. He is a transporter of minds and souls to a paradise that will leave you feeling re-invigorated.
Forceful, dominant, aggressive, yet somehow tender and caring. Heart_Throb_83’s appearance allows your body to fully immerse itself in ecstasy. Your eyes alone cannot possibly absorb the full gamut of his physical manifestation. You take it in, dose by dose.
When Heart_Throb_83 makes eye contact with you, you will experience the unique sensation of him seeking your seal of approval. The sheer euphoria you feel is unimaginable. Breathless. Skin tingling. You will feel as though every drop of energy has been sucked out of you, similar to moments after the best orgasm of your life.
"When theologians predicted the second coming of Christ, they were talking about Jon Corun" - Abraham Lincoln
Hello new friend/lover! :)
I hope your sarcasm detecter went off, cause I am absolutely not any of the things described above. I am actually just a really selfless, caring, passionate, and positive person that is goofy as hell. :)