***SEND ME A MESSAGE AND I WILL GIVE YOU A PRIZE!!!***

Preface:

Never before has the passion and timeless magic of romance been so faithfully portrayed by one human-being. As a leading international spokesman for love and romance, Heart_Throb_83 has been chosen by millions of women worldwide as the personification of their ideal man.

This extraordinary man delivers all the excitement, the danger, and the charm that has marked him as the worlds sexiest man and has made his name synonymous with romance.

Yours truly,
Taylor Swift

Introduction to Heart_Throb_83:

Heart_throb_83 is our link to paradise: He doesn't know evil or jealousy, he teaches us friendship and selflessness, but most of all he possesses unwavering loyalty.

After a week with Heart_throb_83, you’ll find yourself viewing the world from a slightly different angle. At times you’ll find yourself smiling for no reason whatsoever.

Love,
Selena Gomez

Chapter 1: The Birth Of A Romance

Hello new friend/lover! :)

I hope your sarcasm detecter went off, cause I am absolutely not any of the things described above. I am actually a really selfless, caring, passionate, and positive person. Positivity is so important to me. I want everyone smiling and laughing around me. Being surrounded by positivity absolutely makes you a better person! So if you're a positive person, please feel free to enter my life! :)

Fin.

I am the Director of Multimedia Production at a conference webcasting company in Columbia. I travel to conferences around the country and handle the technical details of producing a webcast.

I also have a night club visuals company where I produce visual content for DJ's. Been doing that since 2006. Though I have really cut back so that I can enjoy having free weekends!

doing karate in my garage.
wearing crowns.
sending really cute text messages when you least expect it. :)
being Americas sweetheart

My noble intelligence.

or that I'm really a 16 year old british girl trapped inside an adorable boys body.

or that I'm kind of like the boy next door (if you live next to a handsome boys modeling school).

or that I'm really sarcastic in a self-depreicating non-agressive way.

iPhone
Macbook pro
A Scrunchie
Southwest A-list
Gum
Bath salts

taming a Unicorn.
getting really sweaty watching COPS.
Or using my Sheet Fort Engineering skills.

I recently started a blog exposing the many douches that use online dating inappropriately. Feel free to submit your hilarious screen captures to me! www.hitonbyadouche.com

Also, I am NOT bisexual. I've received multiple messages asking if I was. I just have a peculiar sense of humor I guess.

you want to come with me to the land of romance, where every girl's fantasies can come true.

And also if you like romantic unicorn rides along the beach, marathon foot massages, and watching The Notebook.

References:

"If the Gods Of Romance were to descend from the heavens and give us their golden nectar, Heart_Throb_83 would be served in a golden funnel — and I would chug the sh*t out of it." -Miley Cyrus

Important note:
I will respond to every message I get. Don't be shy! :)

I am also a real person. I am actually looking for dates. ha ha.