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heart_throb_83

31 M Elkridge, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Warning, you are about to read the most absurd profile ever written. I am unable to write a serious summary about myself apparently)

Who is Heart_Throb_83?:

Everything You’ve Heard. True. The rumors, the legends, the myths. All true.

For twenty-five years, Heart_Throb_83 has enjoyed a reputation for shattering inhibitions and provoking the kind of behavior people don’t talk about in polite circles. It’s what happens when you combine boyishly good looks, animalistic passion, and an open mind.

Sooner or later, it’s gonna happen. The primal urge to just let go. Unwind. Unplug. You’re not alone. Heart_Throb_83 is a reward for all those times you’ve had to deny your basic instincts. Rest assured that in his lush gardens of pure pleasure, the word “no” is seldom heard.

Heart_Throb_83 Letters of Recommendation:

For millennia, there has existed a symbiotic relationship between women and heart_throb_83. Girls across cultural boundaries have partnered with him in the name of necessity and companionship -- and, in doing so, have forged an unbreakable alliance, their raw instincts paired with our ability to love.

Let us take a moment to admire the elegance of nature, embodied wholly in the grace and composure of Heart_throb_83.

Love,
Whoopi Goldberg

Heart_throb_83 is our link to paradise: He doesn't know evil or jealousy, he teaches us friendship and selflessness, but most of all he possesses unwavering loyalty.

After a week with Heart_throb_83, you’ll find yourself viewing the world from a slightly different angle. At times you’ll find yourself smiling for no reason whatsoever.

Love,
Selena Gomez

Never before has the passion and timeless magic of romance been so faithfully portrayed by one human-being. As a leading international spokesman for love and romance, Heart_Throb_83 has been chosen by millions of women worldwide as the personification of their ideal man.

This extraordinary man delivers all the excitement, the danger, and the charm that has marked him as the worlds sexiest man and has made his name synonymous with romance.

Yours truly,
Taylor Swift

If the Gods Of Romance were to descend from the heavens and give us their golden nectar, Heart_Throb_83 would be served in a golden funnel — and I would chug the sh*t out of it.

Forever yours,
Miley Cyrus

Heart_Throb_83 is not just a cute boy with broad shoulders. He is an experience. He is a state of mind. He is a transporter of minds and souls to a paradise that will leave you feeling re-invigorated.

Forceful, dominant, aggressive, yet somehow tender and caring. Heart_Throb_83’s appearance allows your body to fully immerse itself in ecstasy. Your eyes alone cannot possibly absorb the full gamut of his physical manifestation. You take it in, dose by dose.

When Heart_Throb_83 makes eye contact with you, you will experience the unique sensation of him seeking your seal of approval. The sheer euphoria you feel is unimaginable. Breathless. Skin tingling. You will feel as though every drop of energy has been sucked out of you, similar to moments after the best orgasm of your life.

Regards,

Michele Obama

"When theologians predicted the second coming of Christ, they were talking about Heart_Throb_83" - Abraham Lincoln

Preface:

Hello there! :)

I hope your sarcasm detecter went off, cause I am absolutely none of the things described above. I am actually just a selfless, caring, passionate, and positive person that is also quite goofy. :)

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I am a multimedia director at a company in Columbia. I've been video editing and directing for many years and I love it! It gives me an opportunity to travel and explore a lot. I also do freelance portrait photography. I have a fun studio in my house!

Also, ask me about my VJ/Club Visuals career if you're curious. It's something I used to do all the time which lead me to working with Skrillex twice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photoshopping myself with celebrities: instagram.com -- americassweetheart19
Doing karate in my garage.
Taking long romantic naps on my couch
Sending really cute text messages when you least expect it. :)
Being Americas sweetheart
Trolling douches on this website -- I blog about it here: http://www.hitonbyadouche.com -- Feel free to submit screenshots to me!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone
Caffeine
A Scrunchie
Southwest A-list travel
Gum
Bath salts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why so many people call me brown sugar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking a bubble-bath while watching The Notebook
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...that I'm really a 16 year old british girl trapped inside an adorable boys body.

And that I am a national treasure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to come with me to the land of romance, where every girl's fantasies can come true.

And also if you like romantic unicorn rides along the beach, marathon foot massages, and watching The Notebook.

Or if you want to play in my photo studio! www.joncorun.com

Important note:
I respond to every message I get. Don't be shy! :)

I am also a real person. I am actually looking for dates. ha ha.