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30 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 20-35
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  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:45am
Open relationship
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I find writing essays about myself as awkward here as in cover letters but I guess that's a common sentiment.

I am gainfully employed, much nerdier than I look and I hold a valid driver's license

I really liked university, so much so that I did 7 years of it, but now I am pretending to be real person.

From the conversations I have had with people it seems that something about my profile gives the impression that I love bottle service? Maybe because I'm wearing collared shirts in my pictures, or because my profile below refers to "Epic" nights.

The truth is, I'm not really that into clubs, I think king west is a complete douchefactory. In fact I don't really drink very often and when I do go out I like to go to a dive like Clintons and then Karaoke.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a theory (I'm sure other people have it too, I'm not claiming ownership) that the reason people do most social things is FOMO.
Like, going out: most nights you just go, you dance, you see your friends, you come home. No big deal, not really worth the 100 bucks you spent, But you do it because you're hoping that this will be that epic night where you stay out till 5 am, or go skinny dipping in lake Ontario, or sing karaoke with complete strangers... Whatever. There is some other great story that might occur, and you want to be a part of it.
Or even the conversations you have on here. It's pleasant enough saying "Hello, what do you do? How was your weekend? Do you like dogs or cats?" but I think we are here hoping that we don't just talk about work or the movie we saw last night (unless it was fucking awesome and worth talking about)? That one of us says something deeply personal, or truly insightful, or in some way moves the plot forward in the relationship* that you have with whoever you're talking to?

*I mean relationship in the general sense that you have a relationship with anyone you speak to. Not "A Relationship" in the sense of going out with someone.

We all have these experiences where we break through the monotony of our lives* and really "advance the plot" in some way or another. Things change, or at least feel like they could change, and we look for those events

*I am not saying that your life sucks. I am saying that most days in your life are not really that different from the last day. And that's not a terrible thing, stability is important. But the reality of working the same job, knowing the same people, going to the same gym, etc. Is that no matter how cool what you do is, it will eventually become the usual for you.

So I guess that's what I'm doing with my life - looking for something interesting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
things... and stuff?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm large and I look like a bit of a meathead.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about anything... I think that saying someone thinks too much is akin to saying that someone showers too regularly. It may be possible, but it's pretty fucking rare.