heartpatterns
33 Columbus, OH
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My self-summary
I'm a socially awkward nerd just trying to find my place in the world.
I share every terrible pun I can find on Facebook.
I love the country and I love the big city, but I hate the suburbs.
I still have stuffed animals. Yes, they have names.
I'm opinionated and not afraid to show it (usually).
I don't like to hurt feelings, but I won't hesitate to put a rude person in their place.
I watch too many TV shows and I often bore people with random TV trivia.
I have a giant spider named George that lives in my windowsill (I think he has one of those "Mom" tattoos).
I love sunshine and rain, but I hate snow and ice.
I believe in changing the world, in making people smile, in helping others.
I don't think money buys happiness, but I'm not naive enough to think it's not important at all.
I won't be the same person tomorrow that I am today, and I'm okay with that.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm rediscovering myself. That sounds naughty.
I’m really good at
Remembering the words to songs I hate.
Finding the most ridiculous memes on the internet and forcing everyone I know to look at them too.
Breathing. I'm a natural at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
What did you notice?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Great Gatsby. To Kill a Mockingbird. Anything by Stephen King or Jodi Picoult. Go Ask Alice. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Swimming Pool. Spun. Donnie Darko. Love Me if You Dare. Lost and Delirious. Boys Don't Cry. Girl Interrupted. Kids. Party Monster. Ginger Snaps. Any horror movie, even the terrible ones.

Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Angel. Firefly. Roswell. NCIS. The Blacklist. The Vampire Diaries. The Originals. The Walking Dead. Fear the Walking Dead. Chuck. Breaking Bad. Sons of Anarchy. Numb3rs. One Tree Hill. The O.C. I could go on...and on...and on.

Music: 90s pop and alternative. 2000s pop and hip-hop. 90s country. Hair bands. Macklemore. P!nk. First Aid Kit. Arctic Monkeys. Kiesza. Adele. Melanie Martinez. Marina and the Diamonds. Florence + the Machine. Eminem. Beyonce. Taylor Swift (but only 1989). Tegan and Sara. Miley Cyrus. My two all-time favorite albums are Jagged Little Pill and Tragic Kingdom.
The six things I could never do without
Sweets. Specifically chocolate cake and/or brownies.
My dog, Flabbygails (or, as normal people call her, just Abby).
Music.
Words.
Art in any form, really.
Cheese. Because yum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Parallel universes. I'm 110% convinced there's at least one. I like to think that Alternate Amy has her shit together a little more than I do, though.

I also spend a lot of time thinking about what happens to bugs that accidentally wander too far from their colonies. Like, if an ant hops on a bus and ends up on the other side of the city, does he just join another colony or is he forever alone?
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't own any rubber pants.
You should message me if
This completely random profile didn't scare you away.
You like fat chicks.
You would challenge me to a Mario Kart tournament.
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