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heartpatterns

31 Columbus, OH Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:36am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm one of those people that writes one of these, thinks it's amazing and will bring all the boys to my yard, reads it again the next day, and dies of embarrassment. Please tell me someone else understands my pain....anyone?

Let's see. First and foremost, I'm fat. I'm Liberal (and don't play well with most conservative people). I am not a big fan of religion. These are the things that most often send people running for the hills, so I figured I'd put them at the top to save us both time.

I'm a super goofy and dorky chick that likes bad puns, cheesy pop songs, intelligent conversations, and bad horror movies. I love to cuddle, I still color in coloring books, and my idea of a good time does NOT include the mall or crowded clubs (although I've been known to get down in a dive bar).

I am on a constant quest to better myself, be it financially, physically, mentally, emotionally, or creatively. I have ambition and big ideas. I'm hoping to meet someone else with just as many dreams.

I don't like mean people or people that blame all of their problems on other people. I fully believe in taking responsibility for your own life. I'm also not a fan of people that don't speak proper English or think posting memes that make fun of someone's looks is funny.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a senior editor for an up-and-coming web content provider, so much of my life is spent reading and red-lining.

When I'm not working, I am usually hanging out with my sister and nephew or spoiling my dog (dog lovers please apply!).

I accomplished big goals in 2014, and I have big plans for 2015, so this will change soon!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying positive, procrastinating, and making bad puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm super shy at first, but warm up quickly. I love making new friends and making people laugh. I'm a happy, positive person and like the same type of people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye, some Nicholas Sparks things (guilty pleasure!), anything by Jodi Picoult, Stephen King, She's Come Undone, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close. I will read anything, honestly.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Swimming Pool, Love Me If You Dare, La Vie en Rose, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Secrt Things, Lost & Delirious, The Virgin Suicides, Secretary, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sherrybaby, Unfaithful, Closer, Love Actually, the Paranormal Activity series, any cheesy horror movie, psychological thrillers, anything that makes me think, documentaries.

Shows: I'm kind of a Netflix junkie. My favorites to date are The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, and Roswell. I also watch Revenge, The Vampire Diaries, and The Goldbergs.

Music: Macklemore, The Civil Wars, Kimbra, Peaches, Kiesza, P!nk, First Aid Kit, Passenger, Ed Sheeran, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, The Kills, Emile Sande, Mary J. Blige, Anthony Hamilton, Sia, Tegan and Sara, and so many more. I love all kinds of music. I also have a soft spot for 90s alternative and 90s country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do without my family, my friends, or my dog. I could do without most other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about where my thirties are going to take me in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually at home, working or watching Netflix. I'd like to change this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of spiders. I don't like clowns, puppets, or dolls. I hate wearing pants.
You should message me if
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You can truly hold a conversation and don't expect sex before the third date.

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