Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a socially awkward nerd just trying to find my place in the
I share every terrible pun I can find on Facebook.
I love the country and I love the big city, but I hate the
I still have stuffed animals. Yes, they have names.
I'm opinionated and not afraid to show it (usually).
I don't like to hurt feelings, but I won't hesitate to put a rude
person in their place.
I watch too many TV shows and I often bore people with random TV
I have a giant spider named George that lives in my windowsill (I
think he has one of those "Mom" tattoos).
I love sunshine and rain, but I hate snow and ice.
I believe in changing the world, in making people smile, in helping
I don't think money buys happiness, but I'm not naive enough to
think it's not important at all.
I won't be the same person tomorrow that I am today, and I'm okay
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm rediscovering myself. That sounds naughty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering the words to songs I hate.
Finding the most ridiculous memes on the internet and forcing
everyone I know to look at them too.
Breathing. I'm a natural at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Great Gatsby. To Kill a Mockingbird. Anything by Stephen
King or Jodi Picoult. Go Ask Alice. The Perks of Being a
Wallflower. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close.
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Swimming Pool. Spun.
Donnie Darko. Love Me if You Dare. Lost and Delirious. Boys Don't
Cry. Girl Interrupted. Kids. Party Monster. Ginger Snaps. Any
horror movie, even the terrible ones.
Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Angel. Firefly. Roswell. NCIS. The
Blacklist. The Vampire Diaries. The Originals. The Walking Dead.
Fear the Walking Dead. Chuck. Breaking Bad. Sons of Anarchy.
Numb3rs. One Tree Hill. The O.C. I could go on...and on...and
Music: 90s pop and alternative. 2000s pop and hip-hop. 90s country.
Hair bands. Macklemore. P!nk. First Aid Kit. Arctic Monkeys.
Kiesza. Adele. Melanie Martinez. Marina and the Diamonds. Florence
+ the Machine. Eminem. Beyonce. Taylor Swift (but only 1989). Tegan
and Sara. Miley Cyrus. My two all-time favorite albums are Jagged
Little Pill and Tragic Kingdom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sweets. Specifically chocolate cake and/or brownies.
My dog, Flabbygails (or, as normal people call her, just
Art in any form, really.
Cheese. Because yum.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Parallel universes. I'm 110% convinced there's at least one. I like
to think that Alternate Amy has her shit together a little more
than I do, though.
I also spend a lot of time thinking about what happens to bugs that
accidentally wander too far from their colonies. Like, if an ant
hops on a bus and ends up on the other side of the city, does he
just join another colony or is he forever alone?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing I do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't own any rubber pants.
You should message me if
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This completely random profile didn't scare you away.
You like fat chicks.
You would challenge me to a Mario Kart tournament.
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