I share every terrible pun I can find on Facebook.
I love the country and I love the big city, but I hate the suburbs.
I still have stuffed animals. Yes, they have names.
I'm opinionated and not afraid to show it (usually).
I don't like to hurt feelings, but I won't hesitate to put a rude person in their place.
I watch too many TV shows and I often bore people with random TV trivia.
I have a giant spider named George that lives in my windowsill (I think he has one of those "Mom" tattoos).
I love sunshine and rain, but I hate snow and ice.
I believe in changing the world, in making people smile, in helping others.
I don't think money buys happiness, but I'm not naive enough to think it's not important at all.
I won't be the same person tomorrow that I am today, and I'm okay with that.
Finding the most ridiculous memes on the internet and forcing everyone I know to look at them too.
Breathing. I'm a natural at that.
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Swimming Pool. Spun. Donnie Darko. Love Me if You Dare. Lost and Delirious. Boys Don't Cry. Girl Interrupted. Kids. Party Monster. Ginger Snaps. Any horror movie, even the terrible ones.
Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Angel. Firefly. Roswell. NCIS. The Blacklist. The Vampire Diaries. The Originals. The Walking Dead. Fear the Walking Dead. Chuck. Breaking Bad. Sons of Anarchy. Numb3rs. One Tree Hill. The O.C. I could go on...and on...and on.
Music: 90s pop and alternative. 2000s pop and hip-hop. 90s country. Hair bands. Macklemore. P!nk. First Aid Kit. Arctic Monkeys. Kiesza. Adele. Melanie Martinez. Marina and the Diamonds. Florence + the Machine. Eminem. Beyonce. Taylor Swift (but only 1989). Tegan and Sara. Miley Cyrus. My two all-time favorite albums are Jagged Little Pill and Tragic Kingdom.
My dog, Flabbygails (or, as normal people call her, just Abby).
Art in any form, really.
Cheese. Because yum.
I also spend a lot of time thinking about what happens to bugs that accidentally wander too far from their colonies. Like, if an ant hops on a bus and ends up on the other side of the city, does he just join another colony or is he forever alone?
You like fat chicks.
You would challenge me to a Mario Kart tournament.