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31 Columbus, OH Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 4
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm one of those people that writes one of these, thinks it's amazing and will bring all the boys to my yard, reads it again the next day, and dies of embarrassment. Please tell me someone else understands my pain....anyone?

Let's see. First and foremost, I'm fat. I'm Liberal (and don't play well with most conservative people). I am not a big fan of religion. These are the things that most often send people running for the hills, so I figured I'd put them at the top to save us both time.

I'm a super goofy and dorky chick that likes bad puns, cheesy 90s sitcoms, intelligent conversations, and bad horror movies. I love to cuddle, I still color in coloring books, and my idea of a good time does NOT include the mall or crowded clubs (although I've been known to get down in a dive bar).

I am on a constant quest to better myself, be it financially, physically, mentally, emotionally, or creatively. I have ambition and big ideas. I'm hoping to meet someone else with just as many dreams.

I don't like mean people or people that blame all of their problems on other people. I fully believe in taking responsibility for your own life. I'm also not a fan of people that don't speak proper English or think posting memes that make fun of someone's looks is funny.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now (January 2014), I am focused on my work. I am a freelance writer and editor that wants to quadruple my income this year, so I spend a lot of time researching, polishing up my resume, looking for new clients, etc. I also own a blog and hope to monetize it by this time next year.

Though I'm currently taking a break, I am a year shy of a degree in eMarketing. After that, I will likely earn a degree in something else (I haven't decided what yet).

I am also considering getting a part-time brick and mortar job, simply because working from home sometimes gets boring and lonely.

Though I'm quite busy, I have no issue making time for the people that are important to me. Maybe you can be added to the list?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making people laugh, watching Netflix for hours at a time, taking long naps, and loving people. I also make a mean bowl of cereal.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm super shy at first, but warm up quickly. I love making new friends and making people laugh. I'm a happy, positive person and like the same type of people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye, some Nicholas Sparks things (guilty pleasure!), anything by Jodi Picoult, Stephen King, She's Come Undone, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close. I will read anything, honestly.

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Swimming Pool, Love Me If You Dare, La Vie en Rose, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Secrt Things, Lost & Delirious, The Virgin Suicides, Secretary, Sherrybaby, Unfaithful, Closer, Love Actually, the Paranormal Activity series, any cheesy horror movie, psychological thrillers, anything that makes me think, documentaries.

Shows: I'm kind of a Netflix junkie. My favorites to date are The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Fringe, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, and Roswell. I also watch Revenge and The Goldbergs.

Music: Macklemore, Rihanna, The Civil Wars, Kimbra, Paramore, P!nk, Katy Perry, First Aid Kit, Passenger, Ed Sheeran, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, The Kills, Emile Sande, Mary J. Blige, Anthony Hamilton, T-Pain, and so many more. I love all kinds of music. I also have a soft spot for 90s alternative and 90s country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do without my family, my friends, or my dog. I could do without most other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about where my thirties are going to take me in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually at home, working or watching Netflix. I'd like to change this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of spiders. I don't like clowns, puppets, or dolls. I hate wearing pants.
You should message me if
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Message me if you like big girls, if you can carry no a conversation, if you use proper English, and if you'd just like to learn about someone new.