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heather2244

41 F Reading, PA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 35–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the good girl gone bad. I started out as an all american cheerleader and gymnast, dropped off the radar into counterculture, made it big as a cool kid( maybe a social degenerate to some), reintegrated back into society and here I am.

I look forward to settling down in my own way. I have been an extremest all my life but I'm learning how to find middle grround.

I'm finally at the point in life where I focus very little on my own self interests. Finding out what makes other people happy and giving back to my family is what drives me to wake up every day and contribute to something. That said, I am not codependent, submissive, subservient or passive aggressive( these are all more negative than positive traits IMO)

fun facts /// I made the most $ being invisible because no one cares if you live or die, there is no competition.
/ grocery shopping is fun because I could never be seen walking in a store in my past life
/ I love people who have intangible qualities. If I have a hard time trying to describe what makes you you, we will be friends till the end of time.
/ I often like people who think I hate them.
/ People who think they get me, really don't.
/ my true identity is not tied to gender, sexual orientation, class, color, religion(or lack there of) social status,marital status or the company I keep. I don't pride myself on any of these things.

* So, what does this tell you about me, absolutely nothing. I should have left this section blank.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to buy more memory for my laptop.

Buying prescription drugs on the internet without a prescription and not dying
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting the record on and making it skip

Being polite, curtious and kind

Out bidding Mennonites, take that kitty cat

Living on a shoe string budget

not sleeping for 3 days straight, it's an art.

picking up street cats and feeding them at 4am.

finding mexican block parties and salsa dancing my ass into the party

Entertaining small children

I would like to say cooking but it's an ongoing experimental process, I feel like I can always improve
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I don't belong in the city I live in... I do love reading and how it's a sub par city, most of my influential years were split between center city Philadelphia and the extreme country ( were talking unpaved roads )

I burned off an earlobe not for fun but a real stupid lapse in judgement, no it's not a blowout...it's just held together by a thread haha.

I am extremely well dressed.. That kinda makes me sound like an asshole, but it's true... I wouldn't be caught dead in sweat pants !

I say what everyone else is thinking but are to afraid to say it.

I'm the "cool " adult that's gets added to 18 year olds friend list. Really kid, I'm telling your mom.

How careful people speak to me when they look up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently listening to all things from the 70's... Never knew how awesome Joni Mitchell or Gary wright was.....
In my car all I listen to is old school, mind numbing techno, jungle, tech step, dub step and all early 90's raver crap... It's crap, trust me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
self deprecating humor
internet
Health insurance
inhaler
a way out, very quickly / I always have a plan
SHARP KNIVES/ coffee maker/ French press
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can get more shiksa appeal.** I have never dated a jewish guy.

Why Morrissey "fakes" tattoos on his album covers...He does not have a single one as far as I know, it's weird.

(non religious) self-sustained communities
Amish people
Elasticity
string theory/ yeah, not really
aluminum foil
bad hair weaves/ being a hairstylist again
math, art and science ..all at once.

Why so many ppl have unresolved issues with the ppl they have dated, get over it.

How awesome kids are ... I have very little adult interaction at work and I really don't miss it. I really love the honesty and the no holds barred conversations that you really can't have with adults. My faith in humanity is restored!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not working, oh yeah... Free time...

Emersing my self in Purto Rican, Dominican and Mexican culture...I currently hang out with a great bunch of women who feel the need to feed me because apparently I don't eat ( keep the pastaleos, rice and beans and back yard bbq's coming!

painting... fucking shit up in my space cause I'm tired and I dropped a brush on my carpet.. that's not gonna come out.

.. If it's a pay week.... I'm baking, cooking, slicing, dicing, and puréeing just about everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have really nice teeth but you would never know it because I can only ever be seen with a devious grin... I can provide pics of said teeth. I think people who smile a lot are freakish and have questionable intelligence.

I know every line to kittens inspired by kittens.... My co- workers got me the original book from the 7o's and I did the whole show in tell thingy ...haha, I got a standing ovation at the bar and it was my all time favorite gift ( I teared up when i got home)

I get tired of looking at bad tattoos on guys.

I have a real problem with mini blinds when I'm sober or drunk, this is not funny, at all.

I'm a rabble rouser
I'm listening to Miley Cyrus, right now...and the Jay Z...song is on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you look like Norman Reedus...dirty and walking dead Daryl style.

If you are self aware, single, a complete person who is not looking for someone to complete you.

If you couldn't make it in your house and slept on the street because it was closer.

If you light yourself on fire for women... I am really impressed by this... flaming, origami rabbits really does it for me.

If you tried registering your cats for social security #'s.

If you're not going to be extracted from society any time soon

... My only DONT... Is for god sakes I'm not interested if you're married, in an open relationship, looking for a three some, participating in your solicited sex act( insert fetish here) hookup or whatever else is missing from your life. ... After all, it is the internet, I feel I must state these things....