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40 F Reading, PA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–45
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:57pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the good girl gone bad. I started out as an all american cheerleader and gymnast, dropped off the radar into counterculture, made it big as a cool kid( maybe a social degenerate to some), reintegrated back into society and here I am.

I look forward to settling down in my own way. I have been an extremest all my life but I'm learning how to find middle grround.

I'm finally at the point in life where I focus very little on my own self interests. Finding out what makes other people happy and giving back to my family is what drives me to wake up every day and contribute to something. That said, I am not codependent, submissive, subservient or passive aggressive( these are all more negative than positive traits IMO)

fun facts /// I made the most $ being invisible because no one cares if you live or die, there is no competition.
/ grocery shopping is fun because I could never be seen walking in a store in my past life
/ I love people who have intangible qualities. If I have a hard time trying to describe what makes you you, we will be friends till the end of time.
/ I often like people who think I hate them.
/ People who think they get me, really don't.
/ my true identity is not tied to gender, sexual orientation, class, color, religion(or lack there of) social status,marital status or the company I keep. I don't pride myself on any of these things.

* So, what does this tell you about me, absolutely nothing. I should have left this section blank.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to buy more memory for my laptop.

Buying prescription drugs on the internet without a prescription and not dying.

selling my paintings in an impossible market.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting the record on and making it skip/

making people look thru the back of my head, no it's not an illusion. I'll show you a good trick, come here.

Out bidding Mennonites, take that kitty cat.

Lighting my kitchen on fire, like woa!

not sleeping for 3 days straight, it's an art.

picking up street cats and feeding them at 4am.

finding mexican block parties and salsa dancing my ass into the party
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I burned off an earlobe not for fun but a real stupid lapse in judgement, no it's not a's just held together by a thread haha.

I never sleep, like ever... Like maybe next week I have time.
I give good fashion advice to trannies, What the hell are you talking about?

I say what everyone else is thinking but are to afraid to say it.

I'm the "cool " adult that's gets added to 18 year olds friend list. Really kid, I'm telling your mom.

How careful people speak to me when they look up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you can sit thru Japanese horror flicks with out covering your face or vomiting up beer, you're a keeper. Sci-Fi rules my mind all the time. I will see any broadway show/roller derby
faith no more
pharell williams
pj harvey
Shark Attack
Sasha and Digweed
Morrissey/ not the Smiths
Nick Warren
Paul Van Dyke
Deep Dish
Roni Size
Mint Royale
John Denver
Gene Vincent
Slick Rick and Dougie Fresh
Frankie goes to Hollywood
Crystal Method
The Supremes
Porno for Pyros
Neil Diamond
Chemical Brothers
Art of Noise
Future Sound of London
Dj Odie
N. Richards/611/Cue/ovum/ Liquid sky records

J smooth
Josh Wink
Richie Hawtin
Bad boy Bill
Nick Warren
Massive Attack
Steve Lawler
Rick james(bitch)
Paul van Dyke
Frank Sinatra

Shellac...prayer to god is the best song.

I will watch, listen and see anything in the right company(except chick flicks, I'd rather die)
Movies/ The Red Violin,Mary and Max, Mao's Last dancer,Rounders,Dark City, City of lost Children, The Fall, Pans Labyrinth, PI, The New Daughter anything Star Trek or X-Files related.
* I tried getting into the sex pistols and punk, I just can't.
classic rock and folk music have mada a comeback with me...Yodeling is still underrated,new hardcore leaves me with eye twitches and any thing main stream still, well, it doesn't do anything but create apathy since 1985.

side note) I like how catchy mainstream music is, it's just the crap that people sing about is really uninteresting . Think back to 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's it was all about something 2000 on is all about nothing.. I hope something will come out of this void even If it's something I'm not into.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
self deprecating humor
a way out, very quickly / I always have a plan
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can get more shiksa appeal.** I have never dated a jewish guy.

Why Morrissey "fakes" tattoos on his album covers...He does not have a single one as far as I know, it's weird.

(non religious) self-sustained communities
Amish people
string theory/ yeah, not really
aluminum foil
bad hair weaves/ being a hairstylist again
math, art and science ..all at once.

Why so many ppl have unresolved issues with the ppl they have dated, get over it.

How awesome kids are ... I have very little adult interaction at work and I really don't miss it. I really love the honesty and the no holds barred conversations that you really can't have with adults. My faith in humanity is restored!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not working, oh yeah... Free time...

Emersing my self in Purto Rican, Dominican and Mexican culture...I currently hang out with a great bunch of women who feel the need to feed me because apparently I don't eat ( keep the pastaleos, rice and beans and back yard bbq's coming!

painting... fucking shit up in my space cause I'm tired and I dropped a brush on my carpet.. that's not gonna come out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have really nice teeth but you would never know it because I can only ever be seen with a devious grin... I can provide pics of said teeth. I think people who smile a lot are freakish and have questionable intelligence.

"I sailed away to China in a little row boat to find you, and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned?"

I found a pacifier from my old raver days, I almost threw up thinking of all the E pills I've ingested.

I sing cartoon theme songs in interviews and instantly get bumped up at least 5 grand for making an ass out of myself.

I saw a guy on here who looks like Janet Jackson, kinda hot.

I know every line to kittens inspired by kittens.... My co- workers got me the original book from the 7o's and I did the whole show in tell thingy ...haha, I got a standing ovation at the bar and it was my all time favorite gift ( I teared up when i got home)

I get tired of looking at bad tattoos on guys. In general I like them with the right placement, quality ect.( unicorns just forget it)

I have a real problem with mini blinds when I'm sober or drunk, this is not funny, at all.

I'm a rabble rouser
I'm listening to Miley Cyrus, right now...and the Jay is on.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are an old scene kid... I tend to stick with 90's counter culture types.

If you are self aware, single, a complete person who is not looking for someone to complete you.

I am not on a desperate search just because I'm forty, I really don't wanna play teacher to the number of younger sex starved guys (don't young girls like having sex?)

If you couldn't make it in your house and slept on the street because it was closer.

If you light yourself on fire for women... I am really impressed by this... flaming, origami rabbits really does it for me.

If you tried registering your cats for social security #'s.

If you're not going to be extracted from society any time soon

... My only DONT... Is for god sakes I'm not interested if you're married, in an open relationship, looking for a three some, participating in your solicited sex act( insert fetish here) hookup or whatever else is missing from your life. ... After all, it is the internet, I feel I must state these things....