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heather5519

34 F Cincinnati, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I use way too many smiley faces and emojis in my texts.
I'm very sarcastic.
I love to cuddle. I am a Cuddle Monster.
I love to sleep. Hate waking up. Not a morning person.

You can tell when things get serious because I stop calling you Dude and start calling you Babe.

I'm looking for a good looking guy (duh) taller than me, with a similar sense of humor.

KCCO
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending to be an adult.
I’m really good at
Using sarcasm to deal with awkward situations. Chandler Bing is my spirit animal.

And baking cupcakes.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses. Bewbs. Tattoos. Probably in that order. If I'm not wearing my glasses, then they notice my eyes.
A guy at a baseball game stopped me and stared at me and said "look at ya! You're a georgeous Mick! With your green eyes and freckles! " I wasn't sure if i was flattered or offended. Ok, I was flattered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These types of things are more fun to find out as you get to know a person. Here are some highlights...

Books: Harry Potter

Music: bayside, frank turner, the Black Keys, Arctic Monkeys, the Beatles.

Movies: dumb and dumber, euro trip, major league, ghost busters, 21, hard days night, step brothers.
Pretty much anything with Will Ferrel or Bill Fucking Murray.

TV: walking dead, supernatural, dexter, new girl, top gear (bbc)
The six things I could never do without
1) friends/family
2) Taco Bell
3) iPhone
4) caffeine
5) a comfortable bed
6) lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off. Eventually the right pitch will come. But when it does, you better be ready to run the bases.
On a typical Friday night I am
most likely curled up on the couch with my dog watching Netflix and possibly drinking. It wld be nice to have a fellow Cuddle Monster to hang with.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to actually try and have a relationship, not just hook up.
If you say what you mean and not what you think I want to hear.
I mean what I say and that sucks bc I assume everyone else does too. They don't.