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28 F Chicago, IL

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I'm Heather.

I moved to Chicago in 2013, but I've lived all over - grew up in the South and lived on the west coast and in the mid-west.

I'm snarky and sarcastic, and a definitely nerdy. I'm also morbid and I like gross things. But I'm not like... sacrificing chickens or shit like that. I'm a little weird. I tend to be quiet and more introverted. That doesn't mean I don't have some good stories though.

Tina from Bob's Burgers is my hero.

Most week nights I can be found on my couch watching ST:TNG and going to bed early.

I like tattoos and have several large ones, but I clean up well for work.

I'm studying to be an accountant. I originally studied art. Then I studied cinema makeup and worked on some photo shoots and a very indie movie. Then I got a real job and found out I really love accounting. Yes, I love accounting. I also fucking love zombies.

I work in the Finance department for a hospital. I laugh loudly, so they make me sit alone.

I got out of a long term relationship earlier 2013. I'm not looking for anything serious. I'm really just getting settled in and learning the city. I want to experience all Chicago has to offer - music, food, divey bars, silly touristy attractions. I have no idea how to meet people.

Also, I'm not sending you nudie pictures. Seriously, I was on this site for less than 2 hours before someone asked.
What I’m doing with my life
Just going where the wind blows.
I’m really good at
Puzzles. And jokes. And making Gumbo.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos... glasses... cat hair on my sweater.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I loved the Song of Fire and Ice series. Anything by Daniel Quinn, Augusten Burroughs, and Steve Martin. Memoirs and biographies. Geek Love. Jitterbug Perfume.

Movies: True Romance, Garden State, Closer, Shopgirl, Eternal Sunshine. The Giant Mechanical Man. Secretary. Lost in Translation. Human Centipede. Martyrs. Perfume. Snatch. The Libertine. Anything with Jason Statham. Documentaries. Anything with blood and gore (although I might cover my eyes)

Shows: Investigation Discovery. Bones. Psych. Louis. Frasier (the smartest comedy on TV!). Anything with Gordon Ramsey. Six Feet Under. Firefly. Family Guy. Aqua Teen. Chopped. Snapped. Taboo. Law & Order. West Wing. Cop shows.

Music: post punk, new wave, dark wave, synth pop, future pop... and Dixie Land Jazz
The six things I could never do without

I've had to make do without a lot at different points of my life. The one time I remember being really miserable was when I had no Chapstick. But I was also driving across the desert in the middle of the summer after just totaling my car. So that could have been a factor...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food. Taking off my shoes. Zombies. Booze.
On a typical Friday night I am
On a really bad date...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I looted during Hurricane Katrina.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating