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33 Joliet, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 16
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Agnosticism but it’s not important
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well hey there, my name is Ronney and thanks for stoping by. Allow me to babble for a minute about me.

Well first off I had gastric bypass back in August. I've lost over 121 pounds which I'm very excited about. Sadly I eat like a mouse now but it was worth it. I'm a nerd on all fronts. I love my PS4, Wii U, 3DSand Xbox one. I'm also a PC gamer.
I'm a comic fan, my favorite characters are, Gambit, Witchblade, Harley Quinn, Omega Red and Wolverine.

I adore horror and comedy movies. The shittier the horror movie the better. I'm huge into music. Chances are if you get in the car with me you will be deaf on our arrival. My favorite genre is dark industrial, followed by metal. Favorite bands would be Eluevitie, Depeche Mode,Cradle of Filth, KMFDM, Grendel, Aysphyx , The birthday massacre, Pain**stard,Alien vampire and Santa hates you. Ill stop there otherwise we will be here for hours I hate with a passion country music and new rap. I love 80s and 90s rap.

I'm extremely sarcastic. I have a awesome sense of humor. I spend a lot of time wondering how many cats makes me crazy cat guy. I'm looking for a genuine relationship or even new friends. I would love a women to be with and adore however new friends to talk to and or game with would also be great. I'm extremely affectionate, Like cuddling is a huge favorite to me. I'm not a mooch or a deadbeat since I read on here that people meet nothing but those, I love to pay for stuff and buy lame presents that will make you smile.So I'm a great guy who has a lot of love to offer a women or even a fantastic friendship.

I'll say now I'm a sucker for green eyes. Eyes are my first quality I notice on a women. I Also love red hair. Might be since I'm a ginger. I also have a huge weakness for accents on girls. European or country are so amazingly sexy, not to mention tattoos and piercings. I find a women covered in tattoos absolutely sexy.

If you think you may be interested in send me a message. I would love new friends and even more a special someone to adore and cherish while being sappy and romantic since it seems most guys don't know that meaning anymore.
I hope to here from you
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to train my cats to become minions like the ones in the animated movies. I think it can happen one day. Also how many cats does it take until you're the creepy cat guy.
I'm looking into now becoming s vet tech because I love animals more then anything. They are amazing, except spiders, centipede ( human centipedes are even worse) and ear wigs. Those nasty things could move to a small island and live there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I have an awesome sense of humor and I guarantee I can make u laugh within 10 mins of meeting me.
Singing random 80s rap songs.
Video games
Giving advice (even though I don’t take my own)
Doing impressions of old cartoon characters
Being a smart ass
Quoting lines from B movies are older with great one liners, not to mention early 90s cartoons
Creative writing
The first things people usually notice about me
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That would be my blue eyes or my long hair. My deep voice. My sarcastic sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Agro tech is my favorite music by far with alien vampire and Grendel being my favorite 2 bands in the genre. I love metal. Horror movies, comedy's, comics. South Park is my favorite tv show followed by anerican dad, family guy. Favorite movie is the new evil dead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats Dani and Mojo Jojo
My Mother, she's amazing and has helped me a lot over the years
Fall/Winter every year. (I love the Midwest weather)
Affection and cuddling( ya I know I sound sappy but tough shit I was raised by my mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random things that make no sense to most. I'm talking weird things like how many Sugar bears can I train to do the face huggers dance from spaceballs in unison? The zombie apocalypse needs to hurry up, f i will ever get the balls to submit my poetry into contests.
That I get to visit Norway and Sweeden before I die.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming online with my buddy, watching Netflix or Hulu, I'm not a drinker or into the bar scene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of penguins
You should message me if
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Well if you read all my profile and you’re still interested in me. I'm Looking for someone that is loyal, sweet and can offer a lot of love or an amazing friendship.