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32 M Mokena, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
High school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Hi and welcome to my page. You might be frightened by my strangeness but stick around and i promise ill grow on you.I don't really like having to talk about myself because im not sure i have the skills to up-sell myself like im a car at auction. that being said ill give you some facts about me and you can decide

Awesome stuff as follows

Im fluent in sarcasm When i say this im not just being oh playful like 80% of the people you will meet. I mean it Its my sense of humor and im pretty good at it but its never to hurt its all in god fun.
I have a amazing sense of humor. It's one of my best qualitys. I promise I can make you laugh at the most random stuff you never thought of.
I love a very wide range of music. I hate country and most new rap music. My favorite type of music is Called agro tech or dark industrial. My favorite two bads are Santa hates you and Cradle of filth.
Im a very avid gamer. I love gaming more then most things. Im always looking for a women who wants to jump in or kick my ass in a game or two.
I love animals. my plans are to become a vet tech and im planing on starting school next fall for that.
Im currently going threw some medical stuff. Nothing to crazy but ill be having a surgery in June for the gastric bypass( and its not cause im a whale. If you want to know the whole story ask) so look forward to being done with it all and being back to my skinny self my summer next year.
I will tell you the type of girl im looking for must must must have a great sense of humor. laughter is very important to a healthy relationship.
I look for someone that loves affection and to cuddle.
I have a super weak spot for women with green eyes and red hair. if you look even remotely goth major bonus points to you.
Im not religious. i have no problem if you are, as long as you don't push yours on me, I will support what ever you chose to follow.
I love star wars to the point i quote it daily
im a comic nerd. not so much as of late but gambit,omega red, Harley Quinn and witch-blade are my favorite characters
I'm a care taker for my grandmother. Yes I live with her and she's a awesome women and yes I get my own money so I'm not looking for you to support me or pay for stuff. The guys supposed to pay anyways right.
Next spring I plan to start school for being a vet tech

Things i don't like.
I hate people that drink constantly.
people that get offended at jokes
People that say yolo
The heat
that its not hamtaro time
Justin beiber and his followers
People you use pof that don't even respond with a no thanks. I mean seriously if I take the time to message you how rough is saying no thanks???
The large amount of women that complain on here about guys harassing them for sex yet have their boobs smashed in every picture like its a hooters interview. Leave some imagination a little cleavage is sexy, showing me all but nips is just trashy.
people that call themselves juggalos

Now after all that jazz I'm looking for a long term committed relationship, not saying I want to be married in a month but I don't share well and I'm a one women guy. I'm old fashioned in the sense that if I see you think you look atractive and have things in common, I look ahead that after we chat a few times we go out and start dating. I prefer the old way if dating like that instead of becoming a texting buddy for 5 months. We are both on this site for a partner so why play games. Also that being said if that is to much for you then kindly move along. I'm here looking for a partner that is gonna be my best friend and everything. All most all of the girls who message me on here want to play the let's text and drag stuff out games. It's not for me. I know what I want when I see it and if it's you then I'm going for it. If your still interested after all that message me and let's chat :)
What I’m doing with my life
Like I already stated I take care of my grandma. Getting ready to start classes to become a vet tech. I love animals a lot.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I have an awesome sense of humor and I guarantee I can make u laugh within 10 mins of meeting me.
Singing random 80s rap songs.
Video games
Giving advice (even though I don’t take my own)
Doing impressions of old cartoon characters
Being a smart ass
Singing the theme songs to duck tales, teenage mutant ninja titles, mighty morphin power rangers,
Creative writing
The first things people usually notice about me
That would be my blue eyes or my long hair. My deep voice. My sarcastic sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Agro tech is my favorite music by far with alien vampire and combichrist being my favorite 2 bands. I love metal. Horror movies, comedy's, comics. South Park is my favorite tv show followed by anerican dad, family guy. Favorite movie is the new evil dead.
The six things I could never do without
My cat (he’s the shit BTW)
My Family
Fall/Winter every year. (I love the Midwest weather)
Affection and cuddling( ya I know I sound sappy but tough shit I was raised by my mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random things that make no sense to most. That the zombie apocalypse needs to hurry up. If i will ever get the balls to submit my poetry into contests. That one day I want to go to Sweden and Norway.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varys. Sometimes out or sometimes just staying in and gaming with friends.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Well if you read all my profile and you’re still interested in me. Looking for someone who wants a serious relationship. Not looking for a quick fling.