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32 • O'Fallon, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25-35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 4:28pm
- Relationship Type
- Strictly monogamous
- 6' 4" (1.94m)
- Body Type
- Average build
- Has kid(s)
- Has cats
- English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
Tv: Futurama. Scrubs. Game of thrones. Family guy. Walking dead. The Brink. Modern marvels. Anything on history when it's actually showing history. How it's made. Cosmos. Comedy central.
Movies: Supertroopers. Beerfest. Anything broken lizard. Fifth element. Tansformers. Wow just way too many to name. I'll watch pretty much anything. Especially if there is a good woman I can snuggle up with involved. Usually comedies are my favorite.
Music: I hate country. It should be banned to avoid inbreeding. Mainly I listen rock and alternative. Classical once in awhile. Oldies are always a good choice too.
Food: really can't go wrong with mexican. I love burgers and steaks too. And yes I like them well done. Deal with! :p
-boobs (come on boobs are awesome regardless of size. Okay well the female form is just amazing in general but boobs just came to mind first. )
-video games (not an addict but it's my go to. escape and forget life thing. Better than turning to booze right!?)
-a car (or some other method to allow the freedom of going wherever I want)
-information technology (it's my career field so it's my bread and butter and I mean come on how hasn't computers made your life better every single day?)
Beyond that....where I want to be later in life. Ive always wanted a porsche, but after test driving a bmw I'm kind of conflicted. Ahh what its like to dream. Where I want to be in my career.
Warm weather and the ability to get out and shed all the winter hibernation padding. Come on spring! Anyone want to get sweaty with me in a non mind in the gutter way? We can go be goofy at a park and hit a tennis ball or kick a soccer ball. Notice I didnt say play, cause I'm kinda retarded when it comes to sports :p
I've never had my ass licked by a fat man in an over coat. -bonus points for getting the reference.
I'm far from vanilla.
I'm always down for a good conversation and even crappy ones sometimes. Don't be afraid to message me. I don't bite....hard
You can appreciate a goofy smartass that offers protection from zombies, or at the least someone you can run faster than so you can escape.
You speak sarcasm
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