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32 • O'Fallon, IL • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 4:37am
- 6′ 4″ (1.94m)
- Body type
- Aries, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Strictly monogamous
- Has a kid
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
Tv: Futurama. Scrubs. Family guy. Walking dead. Modern marvels. Anything on history when it's actually showing history. How it's made. Cosmos
Movies: Supertroopers. Beerfest. Anything broken lizard. Fifth element. Tansformers. Wow just way too many to name. I'll watch pretty much anything. Especially if there is a good woman I can snuggle up with involved. Usually comedies are my favorite.
Music: I hate country. It should be banned to avoid inbreeding. Mainly I listen rock and alternative. Classical once in awhile. Oldies are always a good choice too.
-boobs (come on boobs are awesome regardless of size. Okay well the female form is just amazing in general but boobs just came to mind first. )
-video games (not an addict but it's my go to. escape and forget life thing. Better than turning to booze right!?)
-a car (or some other method to allow the freedom of going wherever I want)
-information technology (it's my career field so it's my bread and butter and I mean come on how hasn't computers made your life better every single day?)
Beyond that....where I want to be later in life. Ive always wanted a porsche, but after test driving a bmw I'm kind of conflicted. What I want to do with my degree. All I got there is NOT programming. I can do it but it makes my head hurt way too much.
Also, why so many girls feel the need to duck face or stick their tongue out in their pics. Really? Can't just smile? Youd rather look like a retard? Maybe I should post me duck facing as a PSA. If I see it I immediately assume your IQ is in the single digits.
Warm weather and the ability to get out and shed all the winter hibernation padding. Come on spring! Anyone want to get sweaty with me in a non mind in the gutter way? We can go be goofy at a park and hit a tennis ball or kick a soccer ball. Notice I didnt say play, cause I'm kinda retarded when it comes to sports :p
I've never had my ass licked by a fat man in an over coat. -bonus points for getting the reference.
I'm far far from vanilla.
I'm always down for a good conversation and even crappy ones sometimes. Don't be afraid to message me I don't bite....hard
You are not uber religious, as I am pretty godless. Don't care if you believe, but I dont do well with preachy types.
You want an ex army dude as a friend in the zombie apocalypse.
You can appreciate a goofy smartass that offers protection from zombies or at the least someone you can run faster than so you can escape.
You speak sarcasm and are not the flakey type. If you take the time to message me and I'm not interested, I will at least give you the respect of telling you.
You don't want meet at a bar. I'm not really a drinker and don't like the bar scene.
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