Hi. Just looking to meet new people and make new friends. If a relationship comes of it then great. If not, then maybe I'll have met someone new to add to brain trust meetings. I'm always down for a partner in crime.

Living

Procrastination.

No limit smart assyness

Using several periods in text and online to show....what's that thing called....drawn out thoughts....yeah that's it.

My height and gratuitous use of sarcasm. Like just a really crazy amount sarcasm. Like really really really sarcastic. Smart ass to the point of you'd think I'm the biggest asshole if you didn't know I'm just incredibly playful and love joking around. I can be serious too especially if you tell me I need to be.

I don't read. I appreciate those that do but my brain goes to mush. I could read a paragraph but not remember a single word I read right when I was done. Never opened a textbook in college aside from assignments and still graduated the top of my class. Go me! I'm so thankful for laptops and PowerPoint slides. I do read stuff online if you count reddit. Yes I know what time the narhwhal bacons. The question is do you?

Tv: Futurama. Scrubs. Family guy. Walking dead. Modern marvels. Anything on history when it's actually showing history. How it's made.

Movies: Supertroopers. Beefest. Anything broken lizard. Fifth element. Tansformers. Wow just way too many to name. I'll watch pretty much anything. Especially if there is a good woman I can snuggle up with involved. Usually comedies are my favorite.

Music: I hate country. It should be banned to avoid inbreeding. Mainly I listen rock and alternative. Classical once in awhile. Oldies are always a good choice too.

-love
-air
-sun
-god
-food
-water

Hahaha okay now for the real answers in no particular order

-burgers
-boobs (come on boobs are awesome regardless of size. Okay well the female form is just amazing in general but boobs just came to mind first. )
-friends
-video games (not an addict but it's my go to. escape and forget life thing. Better than turning to booze right!?)
-a car (or some other method to allow the freedom of going wherever I want)
-information technology (it's my career field so it's my bread and butter and I mean come on how hasn't computers made your life better every single day?)

The zombie apocalypse. Are you prepared? I'm not. When should I start preparing? I'm worried I'll start hoarding food water and ammunition way too late. Ideally I'll have a virtually unlimited supply of food and water as well as ammo in a impenetrable tall building in the middle of a town. Then I could just shoot every zombie around. The sound would attract more zombies and then I could shoot them too. Vicious cycle I know....but soon enough they will all be dead. That's ideal because I'd hate to be on the run all the time. I'm not good at rule number one. I do appreciate rule 32 however. Rule two is pretty great too.

Beyond that....where I want to be later in life. Ive always wanted a porsche, but after test driving a bmw I'm kind of conflicted. What I want to do with my degree. All I got there is NOT programming. I can do it but it makes my head hurt way too much.

I am completely and utterly ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike bar.

I've never had my ass licked by a fat man in an over coat. -bonus points for getting the reference

You feel like messaging me!!!

I'm always down for a good conversation and even crappy ones sometimes. Don't be afraid to message me I don't bite....hard

You want an ex army dude as a friend in the zombie apocalypse.

You can appreciate a goofy smartass that offers protection from zombies or at the least someone you can run faster than so you can escape.

Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinssssss.......