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heavychevy63es

31 O'Fallon, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello hello. Looking to meet new people and make new friends. I'd like to find someone relationship worthy, but a relationship isn't something you can force. At least maybe I'll have met someone new to add to brain trust meetings. I'm always down for a partner in crime.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living, working, and stuff and things
I’m really good at
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Procrastination.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height and gratuitous use of sarcasm. Like just a really crazy amount sarcasm. Like really really really sarcastic. I'm just incredibly playful and love joking around. I can be serious too, especially if you tell me I need to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read. I appreciate those that do but my brain goes to mush. I could read a paragraph but not remember a single word I read right when I was done. Never opened a textbook in college aside from assignments and still graduated the top of my class. Go me! I'm so thankful for laptops and PowerPoint slides. I do read stuff online if you count reddit. Yes I know what time the narhwhal bacons. The question is do you?

Tv: Futurama. Scrubs. Family guy. Walking dead. Modern marvels. Anything on history when it's actually showing history. How it's made.

Movies: Supertroopers. Beerfest. Anything broken lizard. Fifth element. Tansformers. Wow just way too many to name. I'll watch pretty much anything. Especially if there is a good woman I can snuggle up with involved. Usually comedies are my favorite.

Music: I hate country. It should be banned to avoid inbreeding. Mainly I listen rock and alternative. Classical once in awhile. Oldies are always a good choice too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-burgers

-boobs (come on boobs are awesome regardless of size. Okay well the female form is just amazing in general but boobs just came to mind first. )

-friends

-video games (not an addict but it's my go to. escape and forget life thing. Better than turning to booze right!?)

-a car (or some other method to allow the freedom of going wherever I want)

-information technology (it's my career field so it's my bread and butter and I mean come on how hasn't computers made your life better every single day?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse. Are you prepared? I'm not. When should I start preparing? I'm worried I'll start hoarding food water and ammunition way too late.

Beyond that....where I want to be later in life. Ive always wanted a porsche, but after test driving a bmw I'm kind of conflicted. What I want to do with my degree. All I got there is NOT programming. I can do it but it makes my head hurt way too much.

Also, why so many girls feel the need to duck face or stick their tongue out in their pics. Really? Can't just smile? Youd rather look like a retard? Maybe I should post me duck facing as a PSA. If I see it I immediately assume your IQ is in the single digits.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am completely and utterly ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike bar.

I've never had my ass licked by a fat man in an over coat. -bonus points for getting the reference
You should message me if
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You feel like messaging me!!! ...Or massaging me. I won't turn down a free massage

I'm always down for a good conversation and even crappy ones sometimes. Don't be afraid to message me I don't bite....hard

You want an ex army dude as a friend in the zombie apocalypse.

You can appreciate a goofy smartass that offers protection from zombies or at the least someone you can run faster than so you can escape.

Braaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinssssss.......

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