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hedge-o-matic

29 / M / Straight / Single

New Orleans, Louisiana

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:06am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I live under a bridge but I'm not a troll. I'm pushing 30 and starting to feel the groans aches and regret that happen when you grow older; but also the life experience and I want you to take me swimming in your convertible.
What I’m doing with my life
I run my own small business www.nolatourguy.com doing walking tours of the historic French Quarter. I drink alot, I party, I write stories and plays and make movies.
I’m really good at
being self motivated (when I feel like it), filling out internet forms, sounding smarter then I am, fixing bicycles, swearing at my broken motorcycle, cooking, drinking, laughing. I am also bad at things to be fair here is a list of things I am bad at: writing legibly, spelling, grammar, making sense all the damn time, neatness, tidiness, giving a damn about what rich/famous people think or do, respecting "authority" taking internet forms seriously umm probably forgetting something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
catch 22, The Wire, Swell Maps, Fish Curry. Truman Capote, Lois Bunnel, Can, Cheeseburgers, The Tin Drum, Deadwood, hotjamz, tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Air, Water, Food, Clothes, A House,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
who's buying the next round?
On a typical Friday night I am
my nights are rarely typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
well if its private why would I write about it on a dating website? You can't trick me okcupid/military industrial complex
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–66
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
if you wear alot of fishnets, drink straight outta the bottle, talk out of the side of you mouth, live in an RV or van, own a gun a motorcycle or a convertible, have alot of bad tattoos or you're a wealthy widow looking to spice up your life.