I live under a bridge but I'm not a troll. I'm pushing 30 and starting to feel the groans aches and regret that happen when you grow older; but also the life experience and I want you to take me swimming in your convertible.

I run my own small business www.nolatourguy.com doing walking tours of the historic French Quarter. I drink alot, I party, I write stories and plays and make movies.

being self motivated (when I feel like it), filling out internet forms, sounding smarter then I am, fixing bicycles, swearing at my broken motorcycle, cooking, drinking, laughing. I am also bad at things to be fair here is a list of things I am bad at: writing legibly, spelling, grammar, making sense all the damn time, neatness, tidiness, giving a damn about what rich/famous people think or do, respecting "authority" taking internet forms seriously umm probably forgetting something

broken front tooth

catch 22, The Wire, Swell Maps, Fish Curry. Truman Capote, Lois Bunnel, Can, Cheeseburgers, The Tin Drum, Deadwood, hotjamz, tacos.

Air, Water, Food, Clothes, A House,

who's buying the next round?

my nights are rarely typical

well if its private why would I write about it on a dating website? You can't trick me okcupid/military industrial complex

if you wear alot of fishnets, drink straight outta the bottle, talk out of the side of you mouth, live in an RV or van, own a gun a motorcycle or a convertible, have alot of bad tattoos or you're a wealthy widow looking to spice up your life.