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hedge-o-matic

31 New Orleans, LA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–66
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I own a house, run my own business and some how I still don't feel like a grown up. I am really busy right working on said house.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run my own small business www.nolatourguy.com doing walking tours of the historic French Quarter. I drink alot, I party, I write stories and plays and make movies. watch the last play i did here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ezKg_Qau50&feature=c4-overview&list=UU3-mGLMGqjEph6Epap0020Q
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being self motivated (when I feel like it), filling out internet forms, sounding smarter then I am, fixing bicycles, swearing at my broken motorcycle, cooking, drinking, laughing.

I am also bad at things to be fair here is a list of things I am bad at: writing legibly, spelling, grammar, making sense all the damn time, neatness, tidiness, giving a damn about what rich/famous people think or do, respecting "authority" taking internet forms seriously umm probably forgetting something
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
broken front tooth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
catch 22, The Wire, Swell Maps, Fish Curry. Truman Capote, Lois Bunnel, Can, Cheeseburgers, The Tin Drum, Deadwood, hotjamz, tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Water, Food, Clothes, A House,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what's for dinner? I like cooking but you have to give me an idea of what you like to eat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
my nights are rarely typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thing for tall women
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wanna split a six-pack on the leeve.