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heehawl

29 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish, Chinese

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My self-summary
Someone once asked me, "what would you say was the best date you've ever had?" The best date I've had was at a farmers market. It was really sweet and chewy.
What I’m doing with my life
I work fulltime for an energy company. I'm rediscovering the creative side of my brain while advancing in my left brained stable/safe career. I stay active by partaking in various sports and hobbies. Also, cracking one liner jokes on random social media outlets for feelings of acceptance/approval.
I’m really good at
Getting hit on by gay guys. Well, at least it's not straight guys hitting on me.

impersonations. My username is my impersonation of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The first things people usually notice about me
My anime/emo hair. As an asian, I only have two choices... look like an anime character or look like a freaking pineapple. Yep, that's what I thought.

My laugh is unique as well. I've been told my laugh sounds like a cross between Santa and a duck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading material: news articles, wikipedia, graphic novels, and some manga.

Shows: Some cable/hbo shows, documentaries, anime, and old looney tunes are all I need. Eh'be'de'eh'be'de that's all folks!

Movies: The Room. (cue Tommy Wiseau laugh)

Music: indie, rock, electro, metal, goth, folk, and pop.

Food: I dont eat shrimp (fookin prawns), goat products/lamb (they taste baaaaaaaad to me), and papayas.
The six things I could never do without
1) Earth
2) Fire
3) Wind
4) Water
5) Heart
6) Go planet!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When women will stop loving this hipster beard trend... Gahd make it stop! (Cries in corner while rubbing peach fuzz on cheeks)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't wear skinny jeans. My legs and my grapes are squeezed to the point of bursting blood vessels.

Every hair salon/barber I've gone to has given me a bowl cut. As a result, I have been cutting my hair myself for the past 10 years.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think fantasy football should be football with swords and shields, not a bunch of office dorks updating a spreadsheet or something.

You also don't want a relationship where all we do is watch tv shows together. Watching a few shows is fine, but I'd rather be going out and doing random activities.