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heizeus

35 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the place where I cut my personality into bite-sized pieces and spoon feed them to you. Well, I'm not your dancing monkey. Look through the things I say and how I say them and you'll get a pretty good idea of who I am. I think.

I am random, introspective, and geeky
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Floating around from one computer job to another, hoping to find something creative, preferably writing, to live off of one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bullshitting. Don't worry, I only use it for good, never evil.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The spear thingy in my ear, probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) Let's see, books...I'm a big reader, so this could be a long list. Let's go with can't-miss authors first: Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, Philip K. Dick (I'm a big Dick fan), Hunter Thompson. Do comics count? They should: Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis. I also read a variety of non-fiction stuff on various subjects. Whatever my interest du jour is.

B) Movies: Memento, The Prestige, (really anything by Christopher Nolan, Fight Club, Se7en, Trainspotting, Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malcovich. There's so much more I could list.

C) Music: The good kind. I listen to Tool, and A Perfect Circle a lot. Anything by Les Claypool. System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine. Lots of stuff.

D) I like unusual foods. Exotic stuff from other countries. Variety is good. Keeps me from getting bored.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, food, air conditioning, books, movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the cuteness of puppies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on top of a building with a sniper rifle, picking off those who look like my childhood bullies. I'm down to number 44 on the list!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once killed a man...with my mind.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
my above answers were not taken seriously by you. If you think often about the cuteness of puppies. If you like to have random conversations about bellybutton depth and why marshmallows get all huge in the microwave. Entertain me!