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heliumbar

40 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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occasionally sociable hermit artist.
What I’m doing with my life
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working part-time and making art full-time.
being very reclusive and introspective.
thinking about my next move as an artist.
watching a lot of films, reading a lot of art essays and cultural criticism and spacing out a bit.
getting better at making soup.
gathering wood for my wood burning stove.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
painting interdimensional magistrates
laughing at myself
making really weird noises
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
maybe my sizable hands... or perhaps my dulcet tones
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books:
art books mostly, a lot of critical essays on art, film and pop culture, sci-fi (Lem, PKD, Vonnegut) and I try to read all those classic works of literature piled up in my room, but never get far... probably because I am more visual and obsessed with

film:
An American Werewolf in London, John Carpenter's The Thing, Taxi Driver, Vanishing Point, Fight Club, Repo Man, Ingloriuos Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Snatch, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Casino, Goodfellas, Mean Streets, 70's exploitation films, most films from the 70s really, Spaghetti Westerns - mostly Leone, cheesy and not-so-cheesy SciFi films, 2001: A Space Odyssey, most of Kubrick's films, my all time favorite being Dr. Strangelove.

music:
a lot drone and dirge, ambient waves, experimental and otherwise.
Melvins, SUNN O))), Boris, Earthless, Electric Wizard, Butthole Surfers, old blues and coutry, John Zorn, Boredoms, CCR, Thee Oh Sees, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, Johnny Cash, and a bunch of other stuff I can't think of

tv (on the internet/dvd)
Bobs Burgers, Archer, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, 30 Rock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Young Ones, Twin Peaks, Bottom, Black Books, Spaced
food
I make great soup, Bulgogi and pickles. I'm addicted to Vietnamese sandwiches and Pho. I try to keep my burger habit down to once a week. I'll go out to eat just about anywhere and order whatever looks good, but I tend to gravitate toward Korean, Vietnamese, and tacos. how could I forget the tacos?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
painting studio
space and time to myself
coffee and cigarettes
home cooked meals
plants and spiders
my soup pot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things that don't exist
films that I have seen
films I want to see
how to finish that painting
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging with my favorite developmentally disabled dude (work) or at an art opening, working in the studio, sitting in front of the fire listening to records with my orange cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a totally huge celebrity man-crush on Charlie Day. He makes me giggle and feel all warm and fuzzy inside. and if you add Nick Offerman to the mix, I'd be in fuzzy man hilarity heaven.
You should message me if
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you are an artist or at least you care about art, good film and good music.
you would rather be making something than shopping.
you are doing what you want with your life to a greater degree.

also, please refrain if you're a burner. the Playa, blah, blah, blah.
seriously, I don't want to hear about it.