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heliumbar

40 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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occasionally sociable hermit artist.
I work in my studio M-F and work a jobbish job weekends for the time being.

the truth is that winter is coming soon and it would be preferable to spend some of those cold evenings in front of my wood burning stove with someone cool. If the winter turns to spring and there really is a real thing, that would be the best outcome.

I'm not here to go on endless dates with countless strangers. let's hang out and do some fun stuff and if it clicks, just run with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
creating my legacy
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
painting interdimensional magistrates and other weird shit
laughing at myself
making really weird noises, speaking in dialects and general mimicry
let's not forget the drums
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
maybe my sizable hands... or perhaps my dulcet tones
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books:
art books mostly, a lot of critical essays on art, film and pop culture, sci-fi (Lem, PKD, Vonnegut) and I try to read all those classic works of literature piled up in my room, but never get far... probably because I am more visual and obsessed with

film:
An American Werewolf in London, John Carpenter's The Thing, Taxi Driver, Vanishing Point, Fight Club, Repo Man, Ingloriuos Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Snatch, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Casino, Goodfellas, Mean Streets, 70's exploitation films, most films from the 70s really, Spaghetti Westerns - mostly Leone, cheesy and not-so-cheesy SciFi films, 2001: A Space Odyssey, most of Kubrick's films, my all time favorite being Dr. Strangelove.

music:
a lot drone and dirge, ambient waves, experimental and otherwise.
Melvins, SUNN O))), Boris, Earthless, Electric Wizard, Butthole Surfers, old blues and coutry, John Zorn, Boredoms, CCR, Thee Oh Sees, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, Johnny Cash, and a bunch of other stuff I can't think of

tv (on the internet/dvd)
Bobs Burgers, Archer, Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, 30 Rock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Young Ones, Twin Peaks, Bottom, Black Books, Spaced
food
I make great soup, Bulgogi and pickles. I'm addicted to Vietnamese sandwiches and Pho. I try to keep my burger habit down to once a week. I'll go out to eat just about anywhere and order whatever looks good, but I tend to gravitate toward Korean, Vietnamese, and tacos. how could I forget the tacos?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
painting studio
space and time to myself
coffee and cigarettes
home cooked meals
plants and spiders
my soup pot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things that don't exist
films that I have seen
films I want to see
how to finish that painting
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging with my favorite developmentally disabled dude (work) or at an art opening, working in the studio, sitting in front of the fire listening to records with my orange cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a totally huge celebrity man-crush on Charlie Day. He makes me giggle and feel all warm and fuzzy inside. if you add Nick Offerman to the mix, I'm in fuzzy man hilarity heaven.
You should message me if
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you are an artist or at least you care deeply about good art, film and music.
you would rather be making something than shopping.
you are doing what you want with your life to a greater degree.
if you're nerdy and adorable that helps.

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