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hella_dogs

28 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Half Cuban, half Croatian, 100% from Connecticut (I guess?).
What I’m doing with my life
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Listening to electronic music while showering, eating, commuting, working, sleeping. The one time I can't listen to music is when I'm making it :(
I’m really good at
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* impressing Europeans
* impressing Argentinians (depending on context)
* getting a plant, nearly killing the plant, reviving it, and repeating the cycle
* making coffee

One time I got free beer from someone at a techno protest street rave in Paris, which I consider an important survival skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have impeccable taste in puns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here's a musical list: Minilogue, psychedelic Beatles, Bowie, Joris Voorn, Daniel Avery, Ultraísta, Daft Punk, Nirvana, Radiohead.

This handy flowchart describes my relationship with books: http://i.imgur.com/vSMbJjk.png
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. books or book substitutes (kindle)
2. hella dogs
3. the sun!
4. a copy of Daft Punk's Homework
5. a pad of paper and a good pen
6. succulents
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How while living in an apartment, a fish is the biggest ambition I can have for a pet. He's a really cool fish though!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading angry feminist Twitter, the best kind of Twitter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't think the French have an official pronunciation for 'heureux,' they just tell you you're doing it wrong every time to see how far you'll go trying to say it.
You should message me if
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Your culinary tastes revolve around the phrase "this needs more sriracha."