* impressing Argentinians (depending on context)
* getting a plant, nearly killing the plant, reviving it, and repeating the cycle
* making coffee
One time I got free beer from someone at a techno protest street rave in Paris, which I consider an important survival skill.
This handy flowchart describes my relationship with books: http://i.imgur.com/vSMbJjk.png
2. hella dogs
3. third-wave feminism
4. a copy of Daft Punk's Homework