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hella_dogs

27 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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DIRECTIONS: place in close proximity to electronic music. Low humidity, full sun. For best results, apply coffee liberally.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write software and get paid in froyo. In my free time I listen to instrumental unpleasant techno (and I try to make it, too!).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* impressing Europeans
* impressing Argentinians (depending on context)
* getting a plant, nearly killing the plant, reviving it, and repeating the cycle
* making coffee

One time I got free beer from someone at a techno protest street rave in Paris, which I consider an important survival skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hey I'm looking for a bouldering partner if you want to climb sometime!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here's a general list: Minilogue, psychedelic Beatles, Bowie, Joris Voorn, Daniel Avery, Ultraísta, Daft Punk, Nirvana, Radiohead.

This handy flowchart describes my relationship with books: http://i.imgur.com/vSMbJjk.png

Most of my bookshelf is occupied by hard sci-fi, math texts and https://www.google.com/search?q=op+art&tbm=isch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. books or book substitutes (kindle)
2. hella dogs
3. the sun!
4. a copy of Daft Punk's Homework
5. a pad of paper and a good pen
6. succulents
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why 'cronut' is such a fun word to say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Standing in line to see Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind (and you should be too!).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think the French have an official pronunciation for 'heureux,' they just tell you you're doing it wrong every time to see how far you'll go trying to say it.
You should message me if
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Your culinary tastes revolve around the phrase "this needs more sriracha."