I love life. It's too short, so I like to have fun with it. Everyone has ups and downs, but we have to embrace them. I don't take many things seriously. I like to try new things and meet new people. Everything tastes better through a straw. I love coffee. I love the crisp fall weather. I'm not concerned about trends and styles, I wear what I like and what is comfortable. I don't like shallow people and people concerned about looks. I have a weakness for curvier/bigger girls. Personality is key.

Having as much fun as I can.

Trying to learn more Spanish.

Texting a lot.

Cat napping it up.

Eating tons of pistachios.

Not giving a shit what you think.

Tits and tattoos.

Books- I love biographies because I'm nosy.

Movies- Horror and comedy.

Music- Love all kinds.

Food- Mexican or sushi.

My dog, my Blackberry, my car, knee high socks, my lap top, music.

Ways to become Mrs. Danny Bonaduce.

Why I have this ridiculous obsession with collecting notebooks/journals.

Why there aren't more chubby bi girls around.

Why people get all stupid and weird when they find out that I'm not a Phillies fan. I'm proud of them, and support them because they're my hometown team, but they aren't my favorite. Plus, you're probably bandwagon anyway.

Why so many ladies give a shit about what men think/want when it comes to a girls pubic hair. It's your body, idiots. Contrary to popular believe, there is nothing wrong with a little hair down there. I'm not talking about an unkempt, smelly forest. A little, nicely maintained bush is not a bad thing. If someone throws you out of bed because of something so superficial, they're not worth your time anyway. So embrace the bush ladies.

I dress my dog up for Halloween.

I color my hair more often then some people change their underwear.

I adore giving in to my guilty pleasures. (Reality tv, celeb trash mags/sites, Starbucks)

I'm not super girly, but I pamper the hell out of my skin.

I cannot stand when people say "tats, tatty, tatted up, ink, inked up" or any variation of those instead of tattoo. The word tattoo is not that long, and if you message me saying any of the above, I will most likely not respond back.

When I retire a body piercing, it's a heart wrenching ordeal. It takes me days to get the courage to do it, and then I mourn the loss for a while. Especially if I've had it for a long time.

I can't sleep or travel without a certain stuffed animal that I have.

I am unbelievably finicky about my breakfast, especially my eggs.

I'm a little shy on a first date.

I almost never make the first move. I'm a little old fashioned that way.

I really enjoy when someone is really into me. I dig the thrill of being chased.

You like what you read.

You should *not* message me if all you have is a cell phone to email/chat. I will not email you my pictures, I will not give you my number to text me unless we chat first. Sorry.

You should also *NOT* message me asking if I rock a bush, or anything about my vagina or tits in general. There is a time and a place, and the first, second or even third messages are NOT the time. Honestly, it's going to get you nowhere. I'm not here to cyber with you.