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hellers22nd

27 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I over analyse for fun.
Enjoy the freedom and independence of choosing to do nothing.
Am Maverick (because I don't quite get the rules).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working the grindstone 9-5 and such. But that 40% of life is quite boring.
The other 60% is filled with music and computer games and drinking and football and watching copious amounts of streamed internet television and/or listening to podcasts. I have yet to achieve all of this at once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obfuscating text.
Jamming to my own tunes on the piano.
Hats. And Beards. (see below)
The first things people usually notice about me
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A hat.
A beard?
No.. It's Superman... (that one's not true, but the first two are)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Catch 22. The works of Robert Rankin. Current book by my bed is "A New Kind of Science" by Stephen Wolfram. A real page turner (not, but kind've interesting). I generally read the Independent and the New Scientist regularly.
TV Shows I have enjoyed recently: Daily Show, Colbert Report, Sopranos, Treme, Game of Thrones, Men of a Certain Age, The Wire, Sons of Anarchy, Weeds.. and many more.. also many that are not even that good. I watch too much television.
Avenue Q was pretty good.
Anything with the blues. Though, as an *coughcough*aspiring*cough* musician myself, everybody else's is not as good as mine. EGO.
Podcasts I listen to: Collins and Herring, Adam and Joe, As it occurs to me, The Joe Rogan Experience, Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, Proopcast, anything with Kevin Smith.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Thought.
Lack of lack of Thought to complain about.
The inability to write sentences that look like nonsense yet make sense.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The theme tune to Sharky(ie?) And George
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
50/50 flip of a coin whether I'm out at the pub or in playing computer games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly illiterate, I just guess what the shapes in front of me mean.
You should message me if
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You have nothing better to do with your time. Which, I can't see why you would!?