EDIT: I hate having to post this here, but I think it's probably a good idea. Folks, my time is important to me. I know that for you I'm just some random guy on the Internet, but please try to have some common courtesy. Especially if you've agreed to hang out, but won't actually take the time to commit. Thank you.
I'm a relatively recent transplant to Baltimore. Out there with all the cool kids in Hampden.. well, technically Medfield. I spent the better part of the last 15 years in DC, and never really realized how unhappy I was. Until of course I moved away and realized not every place is like DC. Now days you'd have to pay me a lot of money to go back.
I grew up overseas due to having a parent in the U.S. Department of State, mostly in Africa. I speak French fluently (although my accent has gotten a little stronger due to a lack of immersion). I really need to do more cultural events but, like everybody, there never seems to be enough time.
I completed my master's degree a few years ago and spent the better part of 9 months working as an hourly-wage security guard. Huzzah for the economy. But hey, at least now I'm working for The Man. All of my childhood fantasies of growing up to work on the X-Files have finally come to fruition (kind of. Still looking for that elusive redhead that can run in heels)
Also, yes I am poly. No, my boyfriend is not in the picture. And no, I'm not cheating and am rather offended that you think I am (it's like "seriously? Sure, you can ask my BF if he's cool with it. While we're at it, can I take a look at the results of your last STI panel? Fair is fair").