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hellifiknow1

19 / F / straight / Single

Dayton, Ohio

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5' 4" (1.62m).
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Gemini but it doesn’t matter
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Working on college/university
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English

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I am chill, crazy, and honest.

My Self-Summary

I'm a Long Islander born and raised. I still live in New York, but I go to school in Ohio. I will always say "soda", never "pop", and I don't think I will ever really, fully, understand Cornhole.

Hanging out may depend on where you are and what time of year it is. I don't consider 3 hours a long drive and I love finding new places to explore.

I'm known to be crazy, but not in a psychotic-stalker kind of way. I'm extremely sarcastic and an asshole, but with no bad intentions... it works out. I'm laid back and simple. I hate complicated, dramatic, irrational bullshit, and it is virtually impossible to freak me out or offend me.

What I’m doing with my life

When I finish college I'm hoping to do TONS of traveling and eventually open up my business I'm slowly piecing together. In the meantime, I'm trying to keep myself entertained by putting myself into interesting situations and crossing shit off the bucket list.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: I know how to read, but am not easily entertained from reading books. I read the occasional poetry (love Shakespeare and Rupert Brooke), and the only book I've read recently start to finish is I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max.

Music: I'll listen to pretty much anything.

3OH!3, (+44), Against Me!, The A.K.A's, Alanis Morissette, The Alkaline Trio, Amen, Louis Armstrong, Authority Zero, The B-52's, B.B. King, The Barenaked Ladies, Bayside, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Billy Talent, Blameshift, Blessid Union of Souls, Blindside, Blink 182, The Blood Brothers, Bowling for Soup, Boxcar Racer, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, Cancer Bats, Chevelle, Chronic Future, The Clash, The Cliks, Crash Romeo, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dead Kennedys, Demon Hunter, Die Trying, Dispatch, The Distillers, Dope, The Eagles, Eve 6, Everclear, The Exies, The Exit, The Explosion, Face to Face, The Falcon, Finch, Flogging Molly, The Fold, Foo Fighters, The Format, Franz Ferdinand, The Gaslight Anthem, Nadine Goellner, Gogol Bordello, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Riddance, Heavens, The Hives, The Holloways, Hollywood Undead, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, The Killers, The Living End, Lostprophets, The Loved Ones, Bob Marley, Matchbox Twenty, The Matches, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Murderdolls, The Network, Neurosonic, Nirvana, No Motiv, The Offspring, One Ton Tomatoes, Paint By Numbers, Pearl Jam, Pezz, Phantom Planet, Phase 9, Pistol Grip, The Pixies, The Project, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Retard-O-Bot, Riddlin' Kids, Rise Against, Riverboat Gamblers, Seether, Sex Pistols, Shinedown, Smoke or Fire, Jill Sobule, Spineshank, Split Fifty, theSTART, Strike Anywhere, The Strokes, Sublime, Sum 41, Taking Back Sunday, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Ugly Casanova, Unwritten Law, The Vines, Viva Death, Wolfmother ... plus shitloads more.

Movies: Snatch, Hard Core Logo, Animal House, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wristcutters: A Love Story, One Hour Photo, The Illusionist, American History X, Almost Famous, Lock Stock and Two Smokin' Barrels, Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton movies, Crash, Jackass movies, Armageddon ... it's another long list.

TV: House, Bones, That 70's Show

The six things I could never do without

I can be happy living out of my car with nothing but music and my camera.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why people haven't caught onto my sarcasm yet. What my future business will look like. Why some people think that I'm lying when I say I have low to zero tolerance for petty drama.

On a typical Friday night I am

I don't even know anymore.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm extremely afraid of spiders.
I never learned how to ride a bike.

You should message me if

... you want to.
... you'll teach me how to ride a bike.
... you like random, unproductive car adventures.
... you share my love for Mitch Clem.
... you can handle extreme amounts of sarcasm.
... you are accepting/supportive of the GLBTQ community.
... you don't get offended easily.

But I'll talk to anyone and everyone :]