I am a female human being. INFP, if you're into that sort of thing.

reddit, mostly.

I have a very strange/hilarious job.

making fun of my cat
Jenga
expressing myself through animated gifs
Mario Kart 64

People compliment my skin and hair all the time. The skin compliments can be a little awkward. It's okay to compliment me on my skin, but try not to make really intense eye contact while saying "I like your skin."

I like horror movies and dramas. I love foreign films. ThinkFilm movies are fun. Usually the weirder a movie is, the more I like it.

As far as TV shows, I like Flight of The Conchords, It's Always Sunny, Dexter, Skins (UK, never watched the American one), whatever is on Animal Planet, stand up, and stupid reality shows.

I read a lot. I like Bukowski, Bret Easton Ellis, and Chuck Palanuik and also terrible things like Twilight. Just started reading Fifty Shades of Grey. I'm sorry.

I like Modest Mouse, Why?, The Avett Brothers, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Margot & The Nuclear So & Sos, Bright Eyes, The Dead Weather, Taylor Swift, The Weepies, The Mountain Goats, The Good Life, and a lot of other stuff. Ask me for my last.fm.

other people. I'm really curious about why people act the way do and what their lives are like. And I don't mean friends. I mean, I see a TV screen lit up in a house that I'm driving by, and I wonder who is watching it, what they did that day, and what they're thinking about. Not in a creepy way. In a caring way. I guess that may still be creepy. I mean, I don't look or anything. Okay, that sounds suspicious but just trust me, okay?

I have every episode of Sailor Moon on my laptop and I play The Sims 3.
When I first got my license, I ran over a squirrel on accident.

you want a drinking or shopping buddy.
Or a drunk shopping buddy. (jk.. kinda)
you like talking about weird, philosophical things.
you have gauged ears and/or cool tattoos.
your personality tab says "more kinky".
you're a man with a sweet beard.
you're a woman who doesn't have a beard.
you know me irl and think it'd be awkward to not acknowledge seeing eachother's profiles.
you want to be an on-call spider killer and your services are free.