hello_jasmine
25 Houston, TX
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My self-summary
Just your average walking, sometimes talking, semi-functioning mess. I'm making it though so that's a good sign :3
I’m really good at
dancing like beyonce [not at all], keg stands, cuddling, overthinking everything, making basic breakfast, eating, drinking, being a CuTiE.l, looking innocent haaaaaa
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book of all time is Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk.
I cant sit still through many movies unless someone takes my phone away from me.
i can sit and watch an entire 4 seasons of a TV show though, thanks Netflix!
i like any music, i need more music. what should i listen to?
i'll eat anything except raw tomatoes or bell peppers. and Indian food.

FUCK INDIAN FOOD
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space. Illegal substances. Sex. Everything expect what I should be thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk maybe. Maybe at home.
You should message me if
You don't have that lame Macklemore/roger from Doug haircut.

You'd like a super cute friend to smoke some weed with and watch stupid television with. And go out and do things with. And stuff. I don't know. Sometimes kiss?

You wanna bake/cook things with me.

If you have really cute pets I can play with.
(Golden retrievers move to the front of the line)

You wanna be my daddy 😏😜
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