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helloandwhatnot

24 / M / straight / Single

Spring Village, Connecticut

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
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Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
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Religion
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Sign
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Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
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Kids
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Pets
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Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am me, myself, and I.

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My Self-Summary

I'm sure we'll agree, trying to summarize oneself like this is ridiculous. Let's see, what can I write? Some list of adjectives? Worldview outline? Slices of life?

My instinct is to type something funny and clever, so maybe that says something. My sense of humor is: ironic, tongue in cheek, silly, witty, wry, surreal, absurd, goofy, satirical. And isn't: caustic, ribald.

I grew up in a Republican church-going household . . . I am solidly liberal and irreligious.

I'm not sure about some of those personality awards down there. It says I'm "More Lawful". I was an underage drinker and I break speed limits! Doesn't that count for anything??!!! Plus. I stole post-its from work. ... How's that for a slice of life.

I'm outside this box

What I’m doing with my life

Preparing to write my memoirs. Working 40 hrs/wk. Contemplating grad school. Wandering the land. Getting in adventures.

For money, I do mechanical engineering.

I’m really good at

I'm told I'm a natural at snowboarding, but I can't bowl to save my life. I'm great at Pictionary, but can't draw. I remember songs real well, but not the other thing I'm in the store to get.

The first things people usually notice about me

In some situations, I can be a bit aloof, which contrasts with how absurd and silly I can be.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I haven't read enough books as an adult to have favorites, only because they're time consuming.

Movies: - coming soon -

Music: - coming soon -

I'm willing to try just about any food; I like variety. But I love mac n cheese too. I hate mayonnaise.

I like Scrubs, The Office, Futurama, and Seinfeld

The six things I could never do without

- music
- places away from civilization. stars in the sky. thunderstorms.
- a liver? they seem accurately named.
- the ability to count

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Life. Everything. Crazy things. Actually, I'm trying to not think more. Zen it up, you know. Be in the moment.

I have been known to spontaneously laugh out loud in public due to my own thoughts.

On a typical Friday night I am

Often I will take weekend trips to visit with friends and that sort of thing. My college friends and I are dispersed all over the place. Meanwhile, everyone at work's old... so yeah I have no network at all, currently. Hence why I'm here.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

This isn't really private, but it's something: I've skipped 80% of the match questions. They're so ridiculous.

You should message me if

you want to meet without an epic amount of text based communication first

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