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hellohero

31 F Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:28pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White, Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmmm...I guess I could say anything here and you might believe it to be true. But my relationship with reality lacks trust and your perception. Since I do not wish to promote expectations or to mislead you, I will just say that I am situationally mutable. I might get more creative in this space at another time...

Keywords for skimmers and bottom-feeders:
guess
might
believe
situationally
creative
time
DON'T
IM
ME

I am introspective, paradoxical, and concupiscent
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to decide which false ideals to ascribe to the meaning of my life...

Ignoring IMs while I think and act at my leisure...please don't distract me with IMs as the conversation will ultimately go nowhere, often just as instantly as it started. It would also help if you refrain from sending daft messages, such as, "lets fuck." At least wait 'til you have me at the table (where apostrophe usage will not matter so much). As contrived as it may be, I enjoy some tact, at first. Hey! Why don't you just look at my pics and IM me! My wet eager illiterate cunt is waiting for instant gratification!

How dull it must be to consider how much time I waste closing boxes from people I want to live outside of.

IMs and working responsibly are current examples of set-backs to my greater goal of embracing confusion and indecision.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ambiguity and procrastination, effortlessly and functionally!

However, I am going to try something different here: clarity. For those of you who need it, I want to attempt to explain how I am seeking nothing. I am very happily partnered and I am not super eager to meet new people, but I do like the idea of friendship so much as to say that I pursue it. My notion of friendship is flexibly inclusive of sexual activities in addition to the usual adventures of silliness, dining, hiking, art spectatorship, mini-golf, road trips, trespassing, picking the lint off of each others shirts or whatever. Lots of things we can do! I could also use a dance partner who doesn't mind that I dance poorly and with no regard for other people (because it's an expression of one's relationship with the MUSIC, right?). What's the use then? Encouragement.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's see...

I like to peruse the pages of works by Dostoevsky (among many other Russians), W. Somerset Maugham (my most absolute favorite of wonderfully diffuse white Brits), Nabokov, Cocteau, DeLillo, Sartre, Algren, Miller (Mr. Henry)...

Ok, and some films...

The Color of Pomegranates, Valarie and Her Week of Wonders, The Firemen's Ball (Czech New Wave), Blue Velvet, Buffalo 66, Coming Apart, Orpheus, Through A Glass Darkly, Hour of the Wolf (Bergman, in general), Last Tango In Paris, The Dreamers (blah, blah, in general), Band of Outsiders, Stalker, Sweet Movie...

I will not be able to speak eloquently about any of the above given my seriously bad memory and poor communication skills...

Music: The Smiths, Captain Beefheart, Jesus and Mary Chain, P.I.L., The Stooges, The Saints, Television, Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen, James Chance, Love, Gang of Four...and more!

Vegetables, legumes, grains and fruits (food), yum!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good vegan food and the people who cook it for me, dirty sex and the perverts who provide it, exquisite literature that which takes language beyond practicality and creates a spectacular reality where language prevails as an artful production of "sense," one of my philosophical hang ups, and thus something I prefer not to do without, as it helps to develop my existence...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You recognize the reference of my OKC name, and understand the ideology behind it...

Perhaps, you like to travel or hike and are looking for a companion...

You want to entrepreneurially contribute to my business goal involving a hip erotica club, art space, and community center...

You wear dorky (a.k.a. cute) plastic frames (vintage, perhaps?) on your face and you don't mind if I drool on them.

You live in or frequent the "east end." I am a creature of convenience.