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36 M Minneapolis, MN

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Graduated from Ph.D program
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My self-summary
I am always courteous to waitstaff. I have more than TWO HUNDRED bones! I enjoy things that strike me as funny. People often speak in hushed tones of my talent for boardgames.

I am seated, typing, and literal.

My friends are all leaving town. I just would like the pleasure of company. Your company? Is it good? How good? My company is award-winning. It is not polite to ask which awards or whether you may see them.
What I’m doing with my life
Stumbled in the direction of a PhD in Literature. Got PhD in literature. Now stumbling toward the world naked, with just a diploma to hide my nakedness, asking for work. Teaching, writing, learning about the many histories of popular music.
I’m really good at
Talking, Listening, Drinking, Fantasy Baseball, Building Model Ships Inside Bottles, Lying, Telling the Truth, Do I Contradict Myself - Very Well Then I Contradict Myself I am Large I Contain Multitudes, Making Out, Lists.

But, seriously: Mix CDs. My mix cds will raze your brain, then they will allow the dust to settle and rebuild your brain from scratch, improving upon it. Not that it was a bad brain in the first place ... it just didn't know what my mix had in store for it is all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Nabokov, DF Wallace, Lethem, Faulkner, Joyce, Woolf, The New Yorker, The Believer, and on and on ....

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Harold and Maude, Noir, Wes/PT Anderson, Documentaries, Altman, Kubrick, You Can Count on Me, Charlie Kaufman, Pixar, TV is as Good as Movies These Days (The Wire, Mad Men, Deadwood) and on and on ...

Vinyl Records and Digital Downloads, Built to Spill, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Otis Redding, Elvis Costello, MF Doom, Big Star, Will Oldham, Modern Lovers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Van Morrison's Astral Weeks, Smog, X-Ray Spex, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Pixies, Phil Spector's GirlPop, GaragePunkSoul, The Riverbottom Nightmare Band, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Wyld Stallyns and on and on ...
The six things I could never do without
Books, Records, Movies, Conversation, Justice, A False Sense of Superiority (FOR INSTANCE: eyeroll for anyone whose answer to this question includes "air," "food," "water," or "shelter.")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The potential intersections between cleverness and internet dating sites
On a typical Friday night I am
Upright but dazed, amidst a whirlwind of broken hearts and broken bottles. That or doing a crossword and watching Netflix Instant.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You bite ice cream
You have a rocknroll heart
You are ridiculous
You are oh so clever
You need help solving a mystery
You think maybe your world needs a firm but gentle rocking and you are open to the idea that it might be rocked by what a phrase's turn, a deep well of opinons, an impeccable curatorial taste, and a voracious ear can do to a conversation in a bar
You are Carrie Brownstein