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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 7:04pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Post grad
Might want kids
My self-summary
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I am always courteous to waitstaff. I have more than TWO HUNDRED bones! I enjoy things that strike me as funny. People often speak in hushed tones of my talent for boardgames.

I am seated, typing, and literal.

My friends are all leaving town. I just would like the pleasure of company. Your company? Is it good? How good? My company is award-winning. It is not polite to ask which awards or whether you may see them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stumbled in the direction of a PhD in Literature. Got PhD in literature. Now stumbling toward the world naked, with just a diploma to hide my nakedness, asking for work. Teaching, writing, learning about the many histories of popular music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, Listening, Drinking, Fantasy Baseball, Building Model Ships Inside Bottles, Lying, Telling the Truth, Do I Contradict Myself - Very Well Then I Contradict Myself I am Large I Contain Multitudes, Making Out, Lists.

But, seriously: Mix CDs. My mix cds will raze your brain, then they will allow the dust to settle and rebuild your brain from scratch, improving upon it. Not that it was a bad brain in the first place ... it just didn't know what my mix had in store for it is all.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The front things
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Nabokov, DF Wallace, Lethem, Faulkner, Joyce, Woolf, The New Yorker, The Believer, and on and on ....

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Harold and Maude, Noir, Wes/PT Anderson, Documentaries, Altman, Kubrick, You Can Count on Me, Charlie Kaufman, Pixar, TV is as Good as Movies These Days (The Wire, Mad Men, Deadwood) and on and on ...

Vinyl Records and Digital Downloads, Built to Spill, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Otis Redding, Elvis Costello, MF Doom, Big Star, Will Oldham, Modern Lovers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Van Morrison's Astral Weeks, Smog, X-Ray Spex, The Jesus and Mary Chain, The Pixies, Phil Spector's GirlPop, GaragePunkSoul, The Riverbottom Nightmare Band, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Wyld Stallyns and on and on ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Records, Movies, Conversation, Justice, A False Sense of Superiority (FOR INSTANCE: eyeroll for anyone whose answer to this question includes "air," "food," "water," or "shelter.")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The potential intersections between cleverness and internet dating sites
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Upright but dazed, amidst a whirlwind of broken hearts and broken bottles. That or doing a crossword and watching Netflix Instant.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I admit no private thing.
You should message me if
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You bite ice cream
You have a rocknroll heart
You are ridiculous
You are oh so clever
You need help solving a mystery
You think maybe your world needs a firm but gentle rocking and you are open to the idea that it might be rocked by what a phrase's turn, a deep well of opinons, an impeccable curatorial taste, and a voracious ear can do to a conversation in a bar
You are Carrie Brownstein