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hellshalfacre

26 / M / straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 4" (1.93m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English

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My Self-Summary

Its tough to describe yourself. I am a really funny, sarcastic, smart guy. I work full time, and read a lot. I also write in my time off.

What I’m doing with my life

Working a lot, and trying to move up in my career. I also write and would love to eventually have a book published.

I’m really good at

Putting all my eggs in one basket....this isn't a metaphor...I can really fit a lot of eggs in a basket

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The first things people usually notice about me

I am pretty tall, girls tend to like that, and short guys dont. Oh well.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Authors: Mark Z. Danielewski, Will Christopher Baer, Peter Darbyshire, Max Barry, Craig Clevenger, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Johnathan Safran Foer, Charles Bukowski, Douglas Coupland, Tod Goldberg, George Saunders, Patrick Suskind, Edward Carey, and so many more.

Movies: Magnolia, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (original), Dogma, Old Boy, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Life Aquatic, Best In Show, and so many more.

Music: Mostly indie rock...way too many to list.

Food: anything.

The six things I could never do without

I can do without anything, except books. I need books.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Midgets, and if they have problems with their knees.

On a typical Friday night I am

watching a viagra commercial, and wondering if I had a 3 hour erection, would I contact a doctor at that point, or wait that extra hour as suggested....

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

there is nothing private, I will write a tell all book about myself...and then everyone can read it (except people that don't speak english, I wont translate it).

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You should message me if

As Tony the Tiger once said, message me if you are "Grrrrrrrreat"

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