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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am into doing things because they make me laugh. I love my self, my wife, my house, my friends, my animals. I have no real goals in life except to see as much of the world and experience as many things as possible. I tend to be somewhat of a control freak. I am also very dominating.

A lot of what I am comes from being an Air force brat. I am born and raised Military. I also served 8 years active duty myself. I have had the good fortune to have traveled to 28 different countries. (29 if you count The Vatican as a country)

I don't like people as a whole. However, I have really met any one that I dislike. I believe most people are sheep. I also have a deep seated feeling that with education and open mindedness most people can rise above that.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I am still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. I discovered that the position of World Emperor for Life is not available.

I don't think that I really need to know what I am doing with the rest of my life. I do what I can to make sure I will always be where I want to be and doing what I want to be doing.

I just started a new job and am now working more hours than I care for. It is good for the pocket book, but it is really cutting into my free time during the week.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

I am really good at just about everything I attempt. I never really become an expert in anything. I am the proverbial Jack-of-all-trades. The one thing I can say I am extremely good at is annoying people almost to the point of violence, yet still coming across as amusing.

I am good at throwing parties. I have a LOT of them. My New Years Eve party was short last year at only four days.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I am not sure what most people notice about me first. I tend to view most people as sheep until they prove otherwise. What most people eventually come to see is that I can be an ass and not very considerate of the general population. I am however extremely kind and giving to those I consider friends.

I have a lot of parties. I built a bar in my basement. It will comfortable seat about twenty five people. It comes complete with Foosball, darts, slot machine, and even a removable stripper pole. It is my refuge from the world. A lot of my friends use it for their safe haven as well.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I have read far too many books to really have a favorite. I do have one book that I try to live my life by. It is " A flower pot is not a hat" (just try to find a copy)

I am seen too many movies to even begin to list my favorites. I am a huge fan of "B" movies. I have a small collection of movies that contain both WWII and aliens.

I will listen to just about anything except whiny C&W and Rap.

I have only found a couple of foods that I will not eat. Liver and anything that uses lye in processing (Hominy, lutafisk)
Other than that, I love all food. According to the Bavarians, Beer is food.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Beer (all kinds)Anybody that says they don't like the way beer tastes has just not found the right beer yet.

Friends, I have the same core group of friends that I have had for over twenty years. I do how ever keep adding to the group.

Porn (not all kinds)It has become a habit of the collecting as much as anything. I become obsessive about getting entire series even though I don't really view them all. (think baseball cards, only with nudity)

My house. I had never had the opportunity to live in the same house for more than four years in my life until seven years ago. I never want to move again. I spend a great deal of time trying to make our house be our dream house.

Food (again, all kinds)I do like trying just about anything new. I will try anything at least once. There is no such thing as ethnic foods, just foods I haven't tried yet.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How much better off the world would be if it just put me in charge. I would be a kind and just ruler. That is, if you consider social Darwinism and Leze faire capitalism to be fair.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

either at home drinking with friends, or out at a campsite drinking with friends. The better question would be what do I do on a Saturday night. That all depends on whether or not I am home. I could be doing anything form having a party, to making sausage, to smoking meat, to doing woodworking, to fixing up my house. I have a huge variety of hobbies.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Not much, I keep most of my private life to myself.

I am willing to share my self, but only to those that show me themselves.

I also tend to change how I do things when someone starts to figure out how I do things.

The one thing that I will share is I am an introverted exhibitionist.

You should message me if Propose an edit

The moon is in the seventh house or you are 106 six miles from Chicago and are wearing sun glasses.

If you get either of the previous lines that you might have a shot at understanding me.

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