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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 3
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Armenian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just trying to find someone to wile away the hours with. You know, spinning records, watching movies, that sort of thing. I also like to do things like go to concerts and lectures and things so if you like doing interesting things and splurging on great and perhaps unnecessary meals, we might get along. Oh and if this ends up working out I'll be incredibly surprised.
What I’m doing with my life
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Thinking about a lot of different things, ranging from running way to Europe to applying to grad school (in Puerto Rico?). What I'm actually doing? Paying bills and spending money. You know, typical shit, like sitting around playing along to Missy Elliott on my instruments.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
looking like I'm 5'10"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how I really tie the room together.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Cat's Cradle, Les Fleurs du Mal, Le Horla

Movies: Code Unknown, Week End, The Royal Tenenbaums, Mulholland Drive, Alphaville, La Haine, The Big Lebowski

Shows: Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, Home Movies

Music: Yo La Tengo, Godspeed You Black Emperor, The Velvet Underground, Can, Talking Heads, The Beatles, Guided By Voices, Jim O'Rourke, Sleater-Kinney, Leonard Cohen, Liars, The Wedding Present, Os Mutantes, Pulp, Boredoms (I could go on for a while here)

Food: Cheese. Yes, just cheese. Or fish. Seafood is a big deal around here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The occasional sunflower flat bagel
Finding red wines in about the $15 range that please me
Going to concerts
Astronomical events
A towel and freshly washed clothes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
architecture and morality, words and how to use them. I do not spend a lot of time thinking about the jumble.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mixing a Manhattan, surveying wardrobe options and considering immediate destinations. And probably just waking up (I have Fridays off.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've softened my stance on yoga. Please yoga women, get at me.
You should message me if
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seeing a question mark, close parenthesis and a period next to each other in sequence earlier in this profile made you think. Or you know, because you're bored and you read this much. Or if you want to help me learn a new language or improve my poor skills in another. Oh and if you are Fiona Apple you should message me too.

"I think I'd be good for you, and you, you'd be good for me." - R C